Label Instructions: In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. hahaha)
On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)
On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
damn funny.
kk
ANYWAY
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i like lizards. i love lizards. as long as they are not flat and gecko-like hehehe my least favourite lizards are the geckos that you find behind your fridge. HEHEHE
today my daddy couldn't come so i am bored to death here at home. stuuuuuupid... it's still not set up yet... hmmm OH WAIT
hahahaha hehehehe how many posts for december already? YAY all time high that i will probably never beat! weeheee HHAHAHAHA
PEOPLE must learn to clean their nails.... it is awfully disgusting when there are black things ewwwww
ew ew ew hahahaha i sound so bimbotic. hehe hehhh heh heh heh hehhhh hehe
anyway. I AM OFF TO SEEEEE nope not wizard like last time this time it is I AM OFF TO SEE THE LIZARDS THE WONDERFUL LIZARDS OF OZZZZZZ yay
Gustavve. yes i spelled it specially HAHA harharhar riiight....
the brainless human the heartless hurter and the very afraid devil.
pfft. stupid things.
ANYWAY so i'm off to see the wonderful lizards of oz and i am going with my trust pet snake, Ivory.
hmmm why name her Ivory eh? because she's mainly white, duh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
c'mon Ivory, let's go find the lizards of oz. =D
Au revoir, ciao, sigi(i think), bye, ummm, adios, verabschieden, adeus,
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i have like... nowhere to put this. pfft
i wish upon a falling star, to hold you in my arms again
okay so now i am bored a little bit... premium membership blah blah blah pfft
i am having a Donut Factory donut for breakfast at 3PM HAHAHAHAH
funny right, ok fine not in a haha kinda way
ANYWAY i shall play sims then shan't i righty-ho i have no idea where that came from ANYWAY once again...
hhhahhahahahaa nothing to say luh just feel like blogging...
okok... i am starting ignoring time again. starting TODAY until..NEVER must remember i will probably forget anyway knowing myself. hmm so annoying. everyone loves chocolate right.............. no not everyone yes everyone no not everyone UGH wtf
okayyy murder the bear rahh haha YAY FELICIA'S BACK =D
kae anyway, SHIT
i don't know what to get Veronica... and it is... omg. so near
i wonder what...... what does.... want...
hmmm don't know very well OH NO. then how
but it is so generic... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
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Friday, December 28, 2007
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i just came back from a dip in the pool downstairs. it was being 'maintained' and it opened a few days ago. i don't normally go swimming, it's cos my auntie is here. from Malaysia. my grandmothers sisters daughter i think??? i don't know i only know she is my auntie.
pfft hahahhahaha
anyway... is freezing i telll you FREEZING
gosh... i swam and swam and swam but i was still cold... my arms... damn cold. my legs a little bit ...
anyway... it was sorta fun and then after that we went to the SAUNA imagine.... all these in a condo estate SO COOOOOL heh heh heh
yeah... the jacuzzi is still under maintainance.
the sauna shiok
oh my, did i just say that...
anyway after that, we went up and now here we are... i am.... whatever.... i am eating chocolate now yumm
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
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stupid... she's really PUSHING it this time seriously.
okok
YAY today went to play pool with Jayni and her four guy friends... after band i don't like the band room anymore =(
it's so... ugh
the smell is so different, i don't like it at all and then, after a while, it's gonna smell like sweat and saliva. pfft.
anyway I WANT Felicia's part for the last part of pirates but i don't want to take it away from her... because that would be mean. and Jayni's playing drumset for cant take now. hmmm
so pool...
OH YEAH i wore me brand new esprit jacket! YAY so nice hahahaha so pool,
hmm
Jayni, Jadon/moses, Josh, Dilan and Javien but i can't spell their names i can only spell jayni and jadon and obviously moses unless it is spelled as moeserss HAHAHAHAHA whatever
anyway then yeah today wasn't very productive nor particularly fun. sadly...
then i went to my grandparents' house straight from bukit timah,
we hailed a cab and jayni went home first then after that went to my grandparents' place... then oh yeah Foxxx hahhaa no one reading this will get it anyway
i went there and then i watched tv for a while. i went there why? because my uncle was in another country on xmas day so he came back yesterday and then today supposed to have dinner at their house. so after i watched tv, i went to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzleep.
nice nice nice...
then when i woke up was a little while before dinner.
PEKING duck yummm hahahahaha damn nice i know it's cruelty to animals. but don't tell me everyone in the spca and all those organizations are all vegetarian. they will all die early. anyway then after that my uncle showed us the millions of pics from the diving DAMN NICE all the prawn and fishes and sharks and things. DAMN NICE woah.... so next time, my uncle, auntie and i are gonna go diving together. he showed us vids and pics and stuff DAMN NICE
do i have to say it again?
ok ok then yeah..... SUGAR i don't think anyone reading this will get it either... anywayyyy now i am at home and i am supposed to go swimming against my will tomorrow. pfft
AU REVOIR
I'm hanging by a thread|11:15 PM|
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
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yesss the last post is special! hhaha
ok then i am off now off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz
I'm hanging by a thread|5:50 PM|
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the swimming pool is open! yay apparently, my new facebook friend and i have A LOT in common. there could be something there. hmm anyway
I LOVE FACEBOOK. and after my fifty-third post i am going to escape for a while and not blog unless there is something blog about ANYWAY ok so i will escape to sims land HAHAHAH noo i have just so many things to do on facebook HAHAHAHAHAH
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yay so close
i have a video of my monitor lizard feasting on a bullfrog. =D
but something is wrong, it seems i still cannot upload those pictures sigh if i do eventually upload it then on youtube it goes weehee
ahahahahahhha no seriously.
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am i on 50? i'm not so sure... anyway merry boxing day all HAHAHA
anyway i have 3 posts to go. oh my my my my my
if i'mnot on fifty then the next post will be the number i missed out HAHAHAHAHAHAH or numbers my memory is not so good i'm gonna go out later to buy food for my monitor SO CUTE lying on the branch like tt.... kk anyway facebook! i am truly enjoying it now. =D
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
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so close.... but i am gonna go play sims now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA still
wishing everyone a very joyeux noel
thats merry christmas in you-know-what-language hahaha
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL hahaha i sent messages to everyone between 1150 to about 1207 i think somewhere around there.
haha
so yesterday, my family came over and we had DINNER =D
like i said, i know it's apparently weird to have it on x mas EVE but wth
ANYWAY
they came over.. and they hung around for a while... then DINNERRR
yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy we had a turducken. what is that? it is sausage, stuffed in a chicken, which is stuffed in a duck, and then stuffed in a turkey.
my mother said a French chef flew in from France JUST to cook the dish and that there are only 200 in the whole of Singapore... but it wasn't that nice. a hundred bucks.. gone... tsk
anyway the sides were COOL things. HAHAHAHAHA cool, but not nice for us youths. the adult adults loved it. there were, mini potato balls which my brother LOVED. and baby carrots which my brother like too. there was asparagus... and BRUSSELS SPROUTS hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaha
HAHAHAH
the joke... Brussels sprouts. nickelodeon used to have these funny ads. self-eating Brussels sprouts and pure sugar that looks exactly like broccolis. HAHAH
HAHAH
anyway yeah this year's HAM was the best last year it was the turkey.
YUM
anyway... Brussels sprouts and all that and brinjal HARHAR i ate two mini potatoes HAHA nice, nice... APPLE SAUCE =D
usually, there's one dish with sugar one without but this year, both have sugar! SO THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE!!! yay haha
then everyone just kinda hung around... and i drank my long awaited eggnog... =DDDD
i love eggnog
eggnog can have Brandi and/or nutmeg added to it. tastes nice.....
ahh yes.
then we went for midnight mass
at IHM my brother's godmother goes there. and her sister is Agnes's mother.. so i've known her since... young. yeah ANYWAY saw them all there. haha
i wore my new Agnes b top NICE haha but it made me look skinny too skinny
anyway chuggy didn't join us. sad sad because she needed to go somewhere. =(
after mass, we went back home at the lobby door, this couple were walking out, and i said merry Christmas to them. hahahaha hey, it was honest ok i was in a very joyous mood. christmassy ahah
and had stolen... i think that's how it is spelled not sure
ANYWAY we all sat around and ate the x mas stuff and eggnog and hot chocolate. mmmm yumm
and opened prezzies
haha
i LOVE all my presents.
very interesting ones. =)
haha i got this ultra cool jacket DAMN NICE i will bring it for band... just for the sake of wearing it asap. HAHAHA
ANYWAY haha and a dress =DD super nice. and not too formal yet not so casual HAHA
love it
and also i got some book thing from my uncle... daring book for girls or something hahahahahahahahhaa
ehh okae
and an M&M cushion/blanket. and a saint's anutobiography... from my brother's godma.. and... a fleece throw. and the sims, of course. no surprise there and my brother and i bought each other Royce chocolate. HAHAHA out of pure randomness.... and it is of course, redundant. HAHAH he wanted the champagne one and i wanted the white chocolate one. so we just exchanged it. HAHA
and we gave my mother a box of royce chocolate-covered chips =)
kk anyway
my mother gave me a French disc too! =D
ok.. then...
SNOWBEAR snowbear from my gran and gramps they gave me a snowman but with hand and legs see, so it is a snowbear uber lame i know but whatever =D hahahaha
I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED AS TOLD BY GINGER CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS MORNING i was too sleepy to see what my phone alarm was about. pfft greeat.. and no repeats too. sob sob anyway we aren't exactly very together right now. HAHA because my bro is out with his girlfriend my maid is minding her own business and my grandmother is napping. and now, the only togetherness there is here is that my mother and i are in the same room hahha
yay forty eight i better do all i need while i can the internet thing is slowly deteriorating and it's gonna screw soon pfft
ANYWAY
great merry merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOYEUX NOEL ALL!
I'm hanging by a thread|3:53 PM|
Monday, December 24, 2007
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well now aren't we luckY? NOT many more to go! haha
don't your eyes hurt now? the black and red and then the BRIGHT peektures and then reading the black and RED in betweens HAHHAHHAA
anyway i have MORE MORE!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
okok EVERYONE have yourselves a merry little christmas. =)
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PLEASE READ THIS POST FROM BOTTOM TO TOP AS THIS IS HOW THE POST WAS... UH... POSTED.
a CUSHION =D haha nah wow you can see just so many things. haha
focus on the middle. slowly you will see...
i can't explain the missing piece.
haha i'm spoiling all the fun aren't i? hahahahahahahaha look closely at the face
see? the human and the fighting ppl.
i still don't quite get this one... i mean... i see stuff besides the man painting but.... with some arches thingy??
ahh haha
yay optical illusion! woohoo!
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shit is it forty or fourty
ahh
oh.. no
haha i've been wrong all along
HAHAHAHAHA
i am not going to bother to change it man
apparently there's band prac on thurs....
sigh.
closer and closer to school.
i don't even know what to do or what to bring
8years, and i still don't know what's going on on the first day HAHAHA
yehh haha
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i just smelt the oh so yummy smell smells like.... bacon HAHAHAHAH
i am commenting ppl on friendster. just merry christmas HAHAHAHA
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few more hours to the xmas dinner i know, apparently it is weird? weird to have xmas dinner on xmas eve but see, we have dinner, then we hang around for a bit, chatting and stuff after dessert and log cake. and then, we go for mass and when we come home, we search the tree.
we do this so that we are all together the first minute of jesus' birthday.
yay
i can't wait for eggnog... i absolutely love it. and today, i watched an episode of fairly odd parents that i have never seen before OMG HOW SURPRISING.
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GASP 12 more to go YESSSSSSS
noooooooo
ahhhh
i think i am a very unchilled person! HAHAHAHAHA
anyway
i have a new friend on facebook i don't really know who she is but as far as i DO know, i like her why? cos, look at her dp. that's a pro photo.
AND she's all frenchy-like.
HAHAHA
but i am gonna start annoying her with pokes and etc somehow... it feels a little like she's a lot like me. some psychic connection HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
apparently she's new to facebook so i am like... inviting her to apps YAY
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yay a good number yeah
You Are Upper Class
Class isn't always about money, and you've at least got the brains, manners, and interests of an upper class person. You don't have a trashy bone in your body, and you don't pretend to be someone you're not. You're comfortable with your station in life, and class issues don't really bother you. The finest things in life are within your reach, and you're comfortable enjoying them.
You may end up: A business leader, corporate lawyer, or philanthropist
Other people who share your class: Bill Gates, Oprah, former world leaders like Bill Clinton, and those reclusive billionaires no one ever talks about.
sorrae i was bored so i just closed my eyes, clicked on a random one and decided, just take it and put it here IT'S A USE FOR A POST
i need to bathe now OMG the weather is so warm AHHH i think i might just MELT goodness.
ppl on msn are being annoying and i think SOMEONE blocked me sobs....
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one step closer YAY
whoohoo
today is christmas eve MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
monica says my blog is ununteresting I DON'T CARE.
i like it that way i like talking to myself. i like blabbering on about random things. i like talking about things that concern... nothing at all.
IT'S JUST ME freedom of expression.
anyway
i think our neighbours hate us all already
my brother and his incredibly loud noises, annoying the heck out of ppl in the wee hours of the morning and his girlfriend must have annoyed the security guards. either that, or it helps them find a little bit of worth taking the late shifts.
well, she's in hospital now. she has the appendix problem thing appendicitis. yeah. so sad. and so near christmas too =(
i may not like her that much, but she really hasn't done anything to hav wronged me directly. besides taking my rothers com and making him disrupt my computer life.
poor thing....
so we all are praying for her to get better. we have hearts.
anyway what else.... oh yeah. my grandmothers constant LOUD nagging has probably made lots of ppls ears drop off
i don't think my maid has annoyed anybody. and i think i am very low key here.
good then.
oh yeah and my mother too. so it's my bro and my grandmother. typical..
the house is so quiet... i don't like it so quiet....
it's too quiet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rahh
omg i still have SO MANY to go... AHHHH
ahhhhem.
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ahhhhhhhh it is a horrible realization i wish i never had it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! argh hate it hate it
ohhh
or if it's really true then oh let it be returned. AHH PLEASE let it be returned. return the favor
shucks now my lip is bleeding and i am swallowing it HAHAHAHHAHAHA eww gross but it's not bad tastes like chocolate HAHAHA seeing as that was the last thing i consumed HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i should become.... skinny
but it can't be called anorexic because it is an actual PSYCHOLOGICAL problem see starving oneself to achieve the 'ideal' body is not anorexia if she doesn't see herself as obese in the mirror when she isn't.
SO it is simply... starving herself that's it
i should starve myself.... ack starting after christmas! hey, gotta celebrate jesus' birthday right
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you mean you actually got fired? gosh
ohhh FASHION IS KING yeah! OOOOOOPS wrong peekture HAHAHAHA
ahh that is right yes..... i like that.... but there are so many nicer ones of course like...... :
LOUIS VUITTION
out of certain boredom
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the golden girl's money went right into the nickel slots baby!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok random posts just to make the target
i am eating chocolate... AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING
gosh and then when i go to sleep, i will slowly gain the fats while i'm asleep gosh
all the fats and sugars and salts and calories and ugh *shivers*
no no no no no no no and now that i have mentioned it................ i should stop eating
yay it's closed and gone...
AN HEIR HEIRESS heirs heiresses?
ahh well i want a candy cane too! it's not fair. i want i want but i had an overload last year.
so this year i can't have any SOB SOB SOB pfft...
DON'T YOU DARE DIE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me first!
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mac puppy!
hmmm so MANY more posts! oh gosh i'm never gonna make it! scotchiesss
so adventurous
wow i really have nothing to post about
INNOCENT CLOTHES ARE GETTING HURT
noooooooooooo anna suis
s'il vous plait aider moi!
goodness gracious me she's getting jealous again....
so beloved all the eww fans
I FORGIVE YOU is that what she said? i don't think so go run over a deer or two and stay hme on xmas day with a flu i don't care
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it's christmas eve xmas eve xmas eve
haha now i am annoying everyone with facebook apps and then later i am gonna comment EVERYONE on friendster merry xmas eve HAHAHAHAHA i'm so annoying i know
but yay
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IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE merry Christmas eve alllllllllllll
oh my gosh
Christmas has become some stupid commercialized thing that has transformed ppl into greedy beasts
well. the sad thing is, that i just finished my candy cane. and i still want more.lol.
Yeah.
I can bet you that this addiction will end soon. seriously. Thats what happen when i get addicted. except when I'm addicted to playing the com/ps2, then thats a different story.
Hmm, yeah. I might be doing something new next year. not gonna tekll you guys like now. just when...well. if i think i can. yeah. XD
Gosh, whats up with shan and her posts? Well, i hope she's been updating mine~
Ohgay, more random posts..as i promised.
Gah. i still love candy canes. i wanna go candy cane shopping, and NO. I'm so not addicted to it.
'kay, fine. a little. XD
Well, anyways, eh. happpy eve of christmas eve!! Yeah. its the day before christmas eve. So, its the eve of christmas eve. XD
Well, i got some presents today, and i so can't wait to open them, though, its like, not christmas yet but. i wanna open it.
The suspense is killing me. If i don't open it soon, all thats left of me will be like some ghost like thing that goes to people every chirstmas to get presents. rah~
Once again, this is mel, standing in for shan~ Rah
Gosh i just love candy canes~ And presents, don't you?
Muaha~ I want more candy canes, MORE!!!!!!!!
Gimme! XD
Hoping to get hyper soon though. Cause i seriously need something to cheer me up. Cause i dropped my present from a friend of mine, and its like. yeah.
Ohgay! As usual. many random posts coming up from me/shan. rah.
Gimme the candy cane. just give it to me. thats all i'm asking for, and the present that i dropped. XD
i think i have run out of things to blog about NOOOOOOOO
help help help
no no one is helping meeeeeeeee
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I WANT TO REACH POST 30 BEFORE I SLEEP!!
hmmm tomorrow is christmas EVE! =DDDDD
christmas eve is in THREE friggin hours!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH
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okay so.... just went to her house hung around for a while then after that went to Sun Plaza so my brother could buy some things it's not fair everytime he's around, i get nothing. because seeing him is such a rarity! when he's around, i am invisible. when he's not around, i am all they have. pfft so sickening.
ANYWAY then after that.... well............................ nothing SEE so mundane really
merely boring.
i was like argueing with my brother. he's so annoying sometimes. sometimes....
but not enough to hate him
anyway
now i am here facebooking, neopetsing and eating. =)
DR SEUSS HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS ahh love that show. hahaha 3times in the last 48 hours. =)
and i am so amazed right now my brother is playing his electric guitar. WITHOUT the amp WOW
hahahaha
might as well play his acoustic right. but he's tucked that away. no luh it's sitting, lonely and unplayed, in a nook in his room at the foot of his bed. our rooms are extremely tiny by the way. BUT the living room and master bedroom and guest room and dining room.... are nice. very nice and big =D i likey.
hahahahahahahahaha SHIT
i still have A LOT more to go. ughhhhhh not even half yet
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okay... today was fairly mundane.
um, my dad had the car today so we went to Changi Village to eat lunch. pft. wasn't even a food court DON'T BE SPOILT SHANNEN
kae anyway then after that, we drove to my grandmother's place. she lives with my other uncle. this is all on my father's side. ANYWAY
moving into 'cheat' mode right now.
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Saturday, December 22, 2007
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am i on 23? am i? gosh i'm not even sure HAHAHA
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN kill everyone you know raid all the stores drink til you die dance through the night!
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Whose line is it anyway?
Someone is getting JEALOUS!!
HAH
because the star has been pushed out of the limelight
and taken over is her enemy
muahahaha
she deserves it.
TWENTY-TWO! ahhhhhhhhhh
ugh so many many many more to go genuine posts are just SO HARD ahhh
hmmm......
RECOVERY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didn't miss anything did you?
HAH pfft
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wtF
wth wth wth wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf urggggggghhhhhhh so annoying great now i can't even superpoke sob SOB SOB
and now the stupid font is giving me problems gahhhh
ok fixed i think anyway NOOOO shit it's not fixed argh
no no i'll fix it at the end, if i remember hmmm anyway ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY the stupid pool isn't ready yet but i don't like swimming anywayyyy
hmmmmmm i should switch on the tv then it won't be as creepy seeing as monica refuses to stop telling me about the .........
anyway i shall go switch the tv on
hmmm
now it is raining. o.o and i think many many many people blocked me on msn pfft
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OMG monica is telling me some stupid creepy story ahh
and i am listening to Delivre nous! yay hahha
ahh i am all alone at home my bro stayed over at his friends house cos they're going fishing, high tide at 9am my mother, grandmother and Susy went off somewhere i think to buy groceries. haha and now i am all alone here
PLUS VITE
hahahahaha i like that part i don't know why i wanna play sims but i wrapped it up already... =( so now i am superpoking ppl! hahahaaaha
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Friday, December 21, 2007
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FINALLY only... 34 to go! =( so slow ahhhh
hmmmmmmmm i am SO BORED today actually, now that i think about it, i'm not that bored FACEBOOK okok i am a complete facebook addict but can you blame me? it's so fun
and i am probably annoying ppl with my millions of requests and stufff
HAHAH
yeah so... hmmm
from 1230 til.. now, i have been facebooking HAHA addict..... most addicts don't recover anyway
HAHAHAHA i even ate lunch here no wait, haha, i always eat lunch here ANYWAY
i was supposed to go out with my grandmother but it's off so now i am deciding.... go out with my brother or what
cos the sun is killing ppl
its like A BILLION MILLION DEGREES ugh
and.... town is so far away some more rahh ahhh now i am adding trans fat to my body
um
i am superpoking RANDOM ppl now YAY
okok so....
yeah
this is just to space out the pokes BUT HEY! it's to good use! THIRTY THREE ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and the ppl who know my passwords aren't helping much...rahh
but i still have an extremely LONG way to go heh heh
rahh
ummm my brother was being annoying and accidentally closed all my tabs =( now everything is... is.. GONE SOBBB
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am i on seventeen? or 16? i am not sure anyway
this is for anyone who wants to leanr how to play Drake&Josh theme song I found a way. it is in drake's album Telegraph it's a damn nice album YAY go Drake
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oh yeah, in that extremely violent video, listen to the lyrics of the song FREAKING NICE
um but
haha the woman's name is shannon ahhhhhahaahaah
i can't really remember(sadly) if the movie had the song or not OH YEAH i just remembered THAT i have posted that vid before HHAHAHAHA or something like that
about the football hooligans
his face was all tattered and torn he made me feel sick so i hit him with a brick and blah blah it sucks man seriously....
seee ah... no one is supposed to die in the battle and PLUS that guy who died was the leader and the guy who punched him to death was the other side's leader his son died the last time they had this kind of thing the son's skull got crushed and the guy who died, his brother was the leader at that time and now, he is the leader
so.. yeah the 'yank' (aka, frodo), is a newbie with a guai sister and he was also good. but being involved in the whole brethren thing yeah and the leader did that, talking about the son like that, to save the sister because the other side's leader was going after the yanks sister. yeah
and... the guy at the last part, beside the dead leader, he was the right hand man and he had to "MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE" because, duh, he did something totally against them he got jealous of the stupid yank and he told the other side where the GSEs were. their 'HQ'
and the other side set fire to it. he lit a bottle of vodka or smth and threw it in. it was some kind of underground bar.
yeah... so... that right hand man caused all this. and then in the end, he got totally kicked out. and he had nothing to do no life and he really loved what he used to do and he really wanted to make up for what he had done so there.
yeah...
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LOLITA moi lolita by Alizee its a french song by a french singer yay HAHAHAHAHA i love this osng but it doesn't make sense when translated even thought the french lyrics do make a bit of sense it's like those kinds of strange abstract things.... but not too abstract can still get it
she's not very pretty but she's reasonably popular i mean, of course she DOES have lots and lots of fans all singers do. it's just what kind and what the managers are doing with the person
anywayyyyy
i still don't quite get the beginning what all that had to do with the song the lyrics doesn't go so the entire video doesn't really make sense much
oh well i love the song anyway it's all thanks to Meghan she introduced me to it HAHAHA she gave me the french lyrics and i tried to translate it but it overall made no sense, none at all.
AND FYI EVERYONE MOI IS NOT PRONOUNCED MOY IT IS PRONOUNCED MWAH
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UGLY BETTY this is the ugly betty promo, before season two.
haha I AM WAY AHEAD OF SINGAPORE wahahhahahah i win
hahaha funny funneeeeeeeeeeeeee
it's a freakin WRONG show luh..
it's like... the equivalent of desperate housewives except differently equivalent like.... DH is just all sick wrong UB is all... wrong sick and evil all the scheming no morals AND my granmother keeps complaining about it BUT WTH she still watches DH and UB stupid hypocrite.
ahhh i just insulted her i feel so bad.....
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i absolutely LOVE the snare part at the beginning... damn nice
i picked you up and put you back on solid ground!
i took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
haha i like those lines
it's smallville right hahaha cos you know, superman, kryptonite, blah blah
yeah so yeah
hmmm
my brother still isn't awake yet and i am still sitting here wondering if i should order macs but i don't know whether to wake my brother up to ask if he wants or what he wants cos i wouldn't know what he wants or just not order for him at all...
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WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS EXTREMELY VIOLENT
it loads a bit slowly hmm yeah it's a lil vulgar luh this movie but yeah and....
yeah
yes... uhh...
yes yes
umm yeah....
can you recognize FRODO???? HAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH it's the loser boy
but the entire movie is damn cool you sit down, at the beginning thinking "this is going to be such a boring movie because i am not interested in football or fighting or anything like that" and at the end, you come out thinking "what an awesome movie. " it leaves the person with a strange feeling. but it's a nice feeling..
yeah.. so this part is THE most dramatic part of the ENTIRE movie. yes the best part too!!!
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GSE GREEN STREET ELITE football hooligans DAMN NICE
song sung in two scenes in the entire movie apparently this video was made out of boredom but the movie ROCKS hahah post tweleve will be about another part of the movie
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i am going to post a VIDEO haha yay yes i love youtube
that's the POE thing..
deliver us in FRENCH =D
delivre nous
yeah.... i can't catch anything else..... but see, i am gonna be weird and post the lyrics that i brought together from the comments after listening a thousand and one times just to catch which part is which and where.. see i am so hardworking HAHHHAAHHAAH
La boue, Du sable, De l'eau, La paile Plus vite La boue, lever Du sable et tirer de l'eau Et soulever la paille PLus vite Des coups de fouets dans le dos, je sens la morsure De la sueur dans les yeux, je sens la brulure Heloim Dieu du ceil, entends tu ton peuple appelle au secours en ces jours lourds. Delivre nous, Seigneur Dieu delivre nous Roi des cieux dans ce désert tes enfants agonisent Délivre nous Tu nous as promis une terre Délivre nous sur la terre promise Something something Something something Mon fils je n'ai rien à te donner Sauf cette chance de vivre J'espère te retrouver Si dieu nous Délivre nous De ce fléau délivre nous Nous mourrons de ces something à vivre sous leurs jougs Délivre nous Si tu as une terre pour nous Délivre nous De leur empire Et something nous sur la terre promise Tais toi mon bébé sois sage ne pleure pas Dors bercé par le fleuve sacré Non mais n'oublie pas mon dernier chant d'amour Je serais dans ton coeur pour toujours Fleuve oh fleuve emporte pour moi ce chargement si précieux Là où il vivra libre et heureux, fleuve, conduit-le là bas Ehh *basket it water* Petit frère tu es sauvé Tu dois nous rester Pour exaucer mon voeu en retour Grandis mon petit frère Reviens un jour Pour nous sauver à ton tour Somethings somethings Délivre nous sur la terre promise Delivre nous
yay ahhahhaahahhah
finally i have listened to it countless times and i finally got it YAY
it so cool I TOTALLY LOVE French hehehehehe
at least i can pronounce most of these.... my French sucks Chinese... French.... nah i'm better at French.. AS reading goes hahahahhahahha but conversation.. a bit hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
still learning! but the writing is a bit ok... except i translate it directly from English see... so it can be a little bit wrong sometimes, the shifting of sentence one to sentence two thats the part
YAY DELIVRE NOUS
delivre nous sur la terre promise
YAY
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wow i wanted to blog yesterday night..... or..... this morning?? but i ended up not.... what a waste of one post grr
so now, i am at home.... my mother and grandmother went out and my brother is sleeping and my mother gave me ten bucks to order macs if i'm hungry and my brother isn't awake but one rule is not cooking ok so there are more things like, not opening the door to strangers but hey, that was like... years ago, i think it's kind of automatic now already unless it is the macs delivery guy HAHAHAHAHAHA
ummm yes yes
no cooking BOOOOOM imagine a fire in this house..... we would be so DEAD literally
so since i might be free the whole day i shall post every now and then or maybe i just won't hahahaahahahaha
i think my brother might be awake i hear something or it could be downstairs... anyway i am not even sure if i am free today.... confused i am not out with my mother and my grandmother and... my brother asked me if today wanna go out last night soo.... either i have nothing on.... or i am going out with my brother.... and i just looked behind me... my poor monitor is foraging for food.... haha so cute
but sad, yes sad OH YEAH have i mentioned my skink was found?
haha yes yes it was in the toilet... behind the door and my brother went inside, he opened the door and then he saw the SUPER CUTE lizard head popping out... his first thought was "what a big....." then he realized it was THE SKINK haahhaahhahhah voila now its back in its terrarium but now we have to be better caretakers
ahh whatever gg to go play face book now or do some stuff...
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
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i went to shanthini's house today COMPUTER at least over rhere i don't have to wait HOURS before i get soon, soon, soon, minutes minutes.... THREE hours that day i had to wait til THREE in the MORNING ugh
anyway we had macs for breakfast hahahahaha so niiiice it was there when i arrived. being FASHIONABLY late hahahahahahaha kidding. the bus it took soo long excuses excuses yeah i know
kk anyway then..... we were watching Mr Deeds......
thennn then she started showing me her photos.... hehehehe
uhh then we went to her room to use the COMPUTER :D
umm then
then yeah blah blah stuff watched her bungee jumping video... in NZ lucky tooooot
hmmm hehehehehehehe she gave me a thingy you those types of things, you get ... like those koalas that hang on to things yeah EXCEPT IT WAS A KIWI hahhaahhah i love kiwis love em love em love em
KIWIS rule hahahahahaa i'm not sure if they are extinct or not
hahaha I LOVE KIWIS
haha cute wittle creatures vengeance is mine! muahahaha ahhh i have few days left before the end of December and i am only on EIGHT oh my GOD hahah
shoot....
i was listening to sidewinder today now it's ringing in my head and strength of the world too
hahaha
the end part, the instrumental sorta part is at the end of sidewinder I LOVE THAT PART esp the guitar ahhahah i saw shanthini in her dunno what thingy i could never imagine HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
i think my brother is trying to creeate a manifestation HAHAHAH jk
he's keeping the dead thing there and it is decomposing..... and flies are around it alr AND it could grow maggots and what not HAHAH wouldn't that be fun to see hahaha so fun
and now my brother is playing canon on his electric guitar.... right next to the balcony... where our neighbours can most probably definitely hear it and there is some troublemaker rat living in this estate that ALWAYS complains. and last time my bro did this, the person called security and they had to call us to lower the volume HAHH i find it VERY amusing
thennn yeah but that time he was playing some super metal/rock guitar solo and he was TRYING to play so it probably sounded terrible, most ppl think rock/metal is just bad noise see, but now, its a nice classical HAHAHA and he's been practising so yeah in his room, yeah so he plays it VERY NICELY haha so yeah hopefully, the neighbours won't complain and also hopefully, they learn to appreciate the beautiful but loud sounds coming from the instruments in this unit HAHAHAHAH
my drums, and my bros guitar and loud music, and my bro slamming doors and my grandmothers nagging, and i seem very quiet. HAHAHA except the drumset WHICH I HAVE YET TO SET UP ahAHAHAHA i am just waiting for when it's set up THEN my bro and i can jam in my room WHOOOHOOO
and see what the neighbours think HAHAHA i think they just hate it haha of course, it could be a few of the old ppl like Hon but i think the youths are probably jamming to our awesome music HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHA LOL
hahahah
anywayyy now we are plotting something that we most probably never do HAHA play on the the balcony amp on FULL volume! HAHAHAHAHA HAH HAH HAAAAAAAHH pump it LOUDER
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA i was listening to bebot today i wonder.... if i could ever do that in french i would be elated like friggin hell HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAH
i think i might die while facebooking ahahahahahahahahahaahhaahaha it's all i ever do besides work towards my blog goal HAHAHAH i have like...... 45 posts left in.... *count count*
ahh idk i'm too lazy to count right now rahh
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today i went out with my grandmother again the Hon hahah yes yes plaza sing again but this time, we did actually go to the museum we went to PS to get some stufffff then after we got our stuff, Hon bought me an ice cream =)
because i was being a good girl HAAHAH it pays off ya know
then we put our stuff in the lockers and went to get the tix to see the greek stuff i LOVE european history i think i was meant for europe it just happened that i am in singapore STUPID....... natural disasters don't hit europe either not... that... i know of at least.... darn... i just scared myself HAHHHA
wth
kk anyway then after that we went to the third floor to see the stuff NO WAIT in the greek masterpieces louvre, there was this photoshoot going on Hon was soooo embarrassing HAHAH she went up and told the model what she was doing wrong.... and how to improve it. WTH
because apparently, her arms were too high up or smth smth i was like.... omg
but then the model actually took her 'advice' and kinda did what hon suggested oh gosh
hahaahahahaha
kk anwyayyyyy then....
then yeah..... we went down to the gift shop.... it's official, gift shops are ALL overpriced... goodness gracious me
then then then then we went home? wait....................................................................................... no... we went to watson's to look at hon's dunno what snoopy thingy haha then then then then NO WAIT the ice cream was AFTER the museum heh boggled mind here
then then then then then we went up the bus and went home luh..... and now i'm facebooking... heh heh heh
oh yes I LOVE CLOSING TIME it's an awesome song
closing time.... open all the doors and let you out into the world
closing time... turn up all the lights on over every boy and every girl.
closing time .... one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
closing time.... you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.... DAMN NICE i love it..........
an californiacation one line of the song is freakin sick but still.....
anyway i like the random part.... first born unicorn
it may not be random.... it could mean something yeah....
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FFFFFFFF*** the stupid thing has error again i swear i am gonna fuc*ing ..... grrrrrrrrr
my skink has escaped! HAHAHAHAHA so freakin cute on top of the curtains.... it's cute lil head stickin out haha so freakinnnnnnnnn CUUTEEEEE
*in the middle of uploading pics* i think there might be some errors
hmm....
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Monday, December 17, 2007
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Shanthini and Monica came over today
we just sat around in the room monica was looking through stuff and shanthini and i played this game hahah testing whether we know the song or not HAHAHAHAHAHA
before that we played some stupid lame game that i made up in 5seconds AHHAHAHAHA spin the globe and then stop it with one finger... whatever country it is, you have to give info about it HAHHAH so super duper uber lame right I KNOW
haha monica gave a present because she came over HAHA anyway my grandmother tells me that too...
IT CHOCOLATE i am trying to resist it... i can't monica said don't open it til 'epiphany day' AHH i cannot stand it i want to eat chocs something tells me its merci chocolate it's such a stupid name for such nice chocolate i mean HELLO what kind of name is Thank You ????? merci means 'thank you' and chocolate...... goodness me
haha anyway i am going to go be a bad girl and open it.... I REALLY CANNOT STAND IT ahhhhhhhh
ahh i miss band..... i can't wait to see the carpeted floor. actually i can... i like parquet floor....
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Father David died this year he moved to another church but they are still having it in Holy Spirit i think cos there are more people in the chirch who know him cos he's been there longer
He used to yell when he was doing the homily during mass it was a but scary like he was scolding us or something
but he used to be very nice too...
i think almost everyone from my church knows him should be luh
i don't think everyone is going for his funerl tomorrow but i am... because my grandmother wants me to go and how are we supposed to have fun at a museum after a funeral?? haha
anyway i asked meghan and she doesn't think she's going. gah i have to wake up EARLY to go...
oh well....
this post is 2 of 53
random anyway
he something something, then fainted or smth and then went into a coma.. then something something dunno what then he died my other grandmother said it was some neuro thing with the brain or something...
Father David's funeral is 18 December 2007 that's TOMORROW... 10AM Church of the Holy Spirit
so sad right...
now Closing Time is ringing in my head gosh
O Lord please bless Father David's soul He's been very good, praising you and spreading the word of God May he rest in a place in heaven that will give him all he deserves. May he rest in peace with you.
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this is number one of fifty three yay
i consider this a genuine post man
how house is an utter mess and ppl are coming today rahh wrapping paper EVERYWHERE and gift boxes and blah blah the tree isn't even half full....
it has like... four.... presents.... HAHAHAHA materialistic... stop it...
yay i am having spaghetti for lunch! i love susy's spaghetti it's the besttt
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hahaha that was so fun and random HAHAAH
Hady gets an all expense paid trip, business class, all around the world. he should get first class HHAHAHHAHAHAHA much nicer
everyone will always remember the first idol everyone remembers kelly clarkson, non? everyone remembers kurt nilson everyone will remember hady everyone remembers taufik
SEE
Hady will now be everywhere hhaha he went down for one whole minute hahahaahahah so surprising man hahah
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after this, i have fifty four to go
STARTING COUNTDOWN
so the next one will be ONE.... up to 53......
is that right? idk my maths is going going goneeee hahaha
oh yeah Hady won asian idol!
yay SINGAPORE, the smallest country yay but it's so stupid that KEN LIM didn't even support Hady wth
so many singaporeans flew to jakarta just to watch the asian idol
CHANNEL 5 CHEATED US ALL
seriously
susy went inside to watch her own tv
she has an indonesian channel she was watching AYYYY
CHANNEL FIVE DIDN'T SHOW THE AFTERWARDS THING
Hady sang with the indian guy AND an interview with the judges .. like how he felt and what he blah blah blah idk luh i only know that and that channel 5 MEDIACORP didn't show it. pfft.
i don't even know if what i just said was legal HAHAHA
pssssssst
ok yay
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i have how manyposts left?? umm... fifty something...
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Sunday, December 16, 2007
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i went out with my dad today as usual but today my brother came with me yay hahaha we went to have lunch at the Tepanyaki place at food republic and then we walked to takashimaya! my dad had TEN $10 vouchers that's a hundred bucks man WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
so he gave my brother 6 of them to use for his xmas gift i got 2 just because.
haha i was whining luh okay i admit it hahah
anyway then while those two were in the men's section, i was wwandering around the women's and women's acessories HAHAHA i was looking at all the awesome DKNY stuff damn nice haha okok... DKNY is so my style and i love it tooooo then my dad came down to see how i wqas doing i was only looking at DKNY cos i like the stuff, i knew 20bucks wasn't gonna cut it... anway my dad doesn't like these branded stuff stuff but he let's us go and induldge oursleves HAHAHA
so he came down and found me at the DKNY place, he said "don't know nothing yet" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
then we went to Paul Smith and Ralph Lauren... and some weird brand
blah blah blah so.... in the edn my bro didn't use many of his vouchersss i used it all on stationary i love stationary NOTEBOOOOOOKSSSS hahahaha love notebookssss
hahaha anyway then blah blah my brother owes me fourty dollars from today only... ONE DAY 40 bucks... the day i have a lot of cash, it has to be taken away from me hahahaa had... ang bao money from my bdae and plus other money from allowance unused hahaha anyway then blah blah we went to Wisma got shanthini her soccer ball at first i thought it was an emo ball then i realized no it wasn't HAHAHAH kinda happy
kk then we went to AGNES B YEAHHH hhaahaha and another DKNY yay love DKNY hahah
then we went to LAU PA SAT that's one of the very few places i like that are not even food court standard BUT HEY it rocks i will lower for that...
and no one will know what that meant only meee MUAHHAHAHHAHAHA
kk anwyayyyyyyy
FATMAN'S SATAY ahahah
now there's the title HAHAHAHAH
awesome the fatman satay at lau pa sat hahahahaha damn nice they close that certain road on weekends so they put chairs and tables for us humans to eat
yummy satay and coconut yum
hhahahaha then we went home...
yeah.... now some annoying little brat is trying to wrap shanthini's present...
bloody hell
i feel like whacking her ugh
stupid.....
okok... now shanthini's present looks like some ungodly piece of shit.... okok, not the present... just the wrapping hahah
hmm
ok au revoir ppl i'm gonna go read ppl's blog yay
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it is two am in the morning yay hahahahah i JUST got on the computer why?? because my brother took so damn freakin long ahh haha anyway i was supposed to spend quality time with my grandfather and my mother but turned out, it was the three of us plus gramma and hon HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA lameeeee so... yeah went to meet gramma and grandpa at vivo city then we were supposed to be on the hunt... the HUNT
for new jeans for my grandfather :D
yay he is so..... jeansless ahaah kk then uhh oh yeah so we first went to Levi's grmpa didn't really like anything problem here problem there mostly one thing then we went to River Island woahh also couldn't find anything so out we went again hahhaaha then i think after that we went to the food court yuck haha i had.... cha siu rice :/
umm yeah then blah blah THIS IS MY BLOG it should be all about me me me hahaha so yeah blah blah blah went to Giordano mmhmm don't like that place but wen tin anyway just to help grampa pick up a pair of jeans yah hahaha then the next store was the bullseye hahah lame lame lame haha i bought a blue tee shirt for my brother *shhhhhh* and my grampa FINALLY got a pair he liked and hon also got a pair OK...
hhahaa my mother luh the only one ..... oh yeah then blah blah uhh went to mu-ee, action city, mini toons that stuff... bought some things.... then put everything in the car then went for dinner i am very hungry i can feel it
anyway dinner was awesome it was self advertising because the line was.... the line... wow okok anyway i didn't have to wait hahaah it was hon and grampa lining up while my mother, gramma and i were at cocoa tree looking at things to buy
then we went in THE FOOD was sooooooo sinful... BUT SOOO DELICIOUS some chinah chinese restaurant specialises in duck i assume from the name which i cannot quite rememebr
uhhhm yeah.... but yeah expensive but goooooood ummm after that, went back to the cocoa tree to buy the stuff i bought stuff for the bussies and the percys!
YAY
yeah i bought CHOCOLATE for christmas yeah... maybe i'm the only one O.O
anyway yeah bought for percussionists already.. still waiting to give the other one to patricia
uhmm yeah then went to ESPRIT hahahaahahhahahaaha not that nice, i mean, i wouldn't go in the moment i see it but the ladies wanted so i went . and oh my gosh i saw a ajcket and a top that i wanted niiice almost bought the top, brownish, but looked like my LP one, in design...yeah....
anway yeah i ended buying the kacket OH YEAH went to tangs and marks and spencer too in between went to mphosis bought a little black dress planning to wear it to midnight mass yay aahahahahahahhaha yeah but i wanted to wear the jacket with it BUT its a bit overkill right.... black and black... ON CHRISTMAS hahahhahaah sooo just the dress hahah or maybe just the jacket, i think it would be coooldddd thenn yeah so everyone got something today! yay haha i got chocolate covered marshmallows and a new black jacket and my mother got a jacket.... and chocolate tsktsk my gramps got new jeans, poor thing had to sit around waiting for us should've known he wouldn't be able to take the entire day out and about =( nevermind once a year ahhahha i remember once, my mopther and my brother and i spent christmas in Paris damn nice that was the trip to europe in p6 came back just in time for the band tingy on the 27 i still remember HAHAHAH yeah went to italy first then switzerland then france NICEEE winter some more hahaha so fun switzerland was snowing hahaha okok ack to point
yeha next gramma got herself i think one or two new tops and hon got a new pair of jeans and top? yeah anyway i think i have to wrap up soon... aaahh i might be the only one awke nowhahahaah
ummmm
yeah
i'm trying to be good...trying to be nicei'm really trying lordi will be a good girli won't doubt your abilitiesi will try my very best to resist temptationi will not let fear and confusion smother mei will be in the spirit of giving on your holy dayi will try my best to follow your commandments....i will try.i know you will help me on my journeywhen i go astrayyou will guide me back so i do not end up where the evil roamsi have faith in youthat you will guide me through the obstacles life hasi lift everything unto youall the pain and the sorrow and the hurtall the troubled waters dwelling beneath the broken bridgeyou will guide me every step of the wayi know itas long as i keep tryingyou will follow me throughthrought the fixingbrick by brickWE will rebuild the bridge over the rushing currentsbricks bonded stronger than ever
did ya catch that? wahahaha
hahha nah i hope you didn't HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
ahh it is 3 o clock ugh okok GOODNIGHT ALL whoever is reading this...
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Saturday, December 15, 2007
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this post is for the sake of reaching my new goal. a hundred GENUINE posts, starting from when i first had the 100 goals thing. yay ok i am very very very thirsty but i won't drink water... nooo kk good night all.
I'm hanging by a thread|2:03 AM|
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i am going to talk about my day very quickly because my mother is bugging me to sleep like.. right now ugh okok so DON'T LAUGH at typos rahh okok so today i was woken up at about ten, to go get ready to go out with my grandmother(bonding time) they're getting old! spend time with them while you can!
anyway yeah then i think i feel asleep again hello i slept LATE
kk then
then
then i woke up at about 12 then i went to go rush a bath and then went outside and gobbled my lunch mmm yummy lunch hahah
i was lolling around.... then my grandmother was at the door!!! let's call her... gramma
okok and then we were all like you're here already! oh my gosh! you didn't call! and she was like
i thought rushing mah then wait downstairs! cos my bro was gonna be late for his exam (should've woken up earlier right! hah)
then blah blah rushed to his poly another five minutes and he wouldn't have been allowed to taKE IT so saaaad kk anyway then after that, my grandfather dropped us off at uhh... where ah OH YEAH uhh kallang place there where the ice skating rink is yeah then we went straight up to the ice skating rink! YAY skate skate gramma can skate WOWWWWWWWWW oh gosh hahahhaaha she's quite ok for a..... grandmother the ticket ppl and the skates person were like "you're skating also?" like YEESSSSS omg
kk then yeah i learnt a new TRICK ahahha no luh just a new move... it's weird anyway
then after that we took a bus down to THE CENTRAL hhahahahahaha yeah we got off at city hall there, cos gramma thought she could get the shuttle bus to The central. in the end we couldn't find it rahh ahahha
so we walked to the mrt and went from there gramma was like... we could've stopped at dhoby ghaut hahaahah ah well it's an experience haahhah haha hahahahaha okok i think i have what? 58 posts to go after this right? hahaah anywayyy then we went apparently we JUST missed the show... the skating demo thing i don't like those kinds of rinks reminds me of the outdoor wisma atria one once... DISGUSTING it wasn't even ice... it was some unknown material covered in a thin layer of water if you ask me gahh YUCK
anyway yeah so then... we went to subway we got a six inch italian bread... NO it was the other italian bread but i forgot what it's called... right. shit hahha nevermindaaha anyway
yeah then we had that with turkey, bacon and one side with lettuce and tomato and sweet onion sauce, and the other side with nothing and mayonnaise. HAHAHAHAHHAAH can guess which side was mine right...
haha yeah and with 2 cookies and a regular drink F&N orange was the best hter luh thenn... oh yeah then blah blah blah it was a long story before i decided i wanted a SNOWBEAR hahaah yes i call it a snowbear.. but it's not really a snowbear it's a ty toy a snowman, but with hand and legs! eeek so friggin cute and cuddlyyyyyy
ahaah yeah so that's my xmas pressie from gramma! YAY haaahh
then we watched the seven o clock show since we missed the four o clockj one then... uhhhh.....
yeah NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE, SERIOUSLY i have definitely seen better, n an ice skating rink BAHAHAHAHA ooooh burn hahahahha sorrae dearies.
anywayyyyyyy !!! i had to go to church *yawns* blah
half hour bus ride to holy fam church uhh... yeah it was quite ok very empty hahha that's the good part theyhave an organ AND a grand piano like wth piano and organ not enough, it has to be a GRAND paino9 uhhh... yeah then blah blah blah that's when my grandfather joined us luh
thennn.... after that,, we had the after-mass food YUMMY a MINI peach tart..... and strawberry , and kiwi and longan and some strange thing i think it was pineapple... no can'tbe but yeah the slice looked like a pineapple but WASN'T someone help, whta was it now it's bgging me
then HOME can walk home like... five minutes at a leisurely pace strolllllll nope, not a single bead of SWEAT hahaha i hate sweat yuck yuck yuck hhaahha yeah then gramma and i waited on a swing by the poolside, and my grandfather went upstairs to get sugar YAY so cuuuuute i cannot stand it I CANNOT STAND IT omg omg omg omg sugar is damn friggin cuuuuuuuuuute i swear ahhh hahaha then i played with her i "chased" her around so fun THAT is one thing where i don't mind sweating....... hahah
thenn
we went up after sugar did her thang
then i played POOL okok not played i PRACTIsed yeah
okok waited for my mum to come fetch me... then yeah
then blah blah blah YAY now i am here woohoo.....
I'm hanging by a thread|1:33 AM|
Friday, December 14, 2007
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kk excluding this one, i have 40 GENUINE posts in December yay only 60 genuine posts to go! yay hahahaha
this is the 41st so... then after this i will have 59 to go yay hahahah this is a genius idea something to work towards ahahah
I'm hanging by a thread|3:04 AM|
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ahahah stupid title ahahah
Today, surprisingly, was fun. Hahaha I thought it was going to be some NAG FEST cos i was going out with my Grandmother The one who lives with me, the one i always say is damn annoying yes that one so i thought today was gonna be soooooooooooo terrible.
BUT it was enjoyable
=D
we planned to go the museum... the national museum of Singapore I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING *so boring* NOOO i love these kinds of things. museums, and stufffffffffff like that.... yeah so yeah
i'll start with..... this morning i suppose
my grandmother, let's call her Hon. Hon had some guy come over to do upholster her bed... Yesterday...*or day before, cos it's like... 2am. haha* yeah... so i told her to wake me up after the guy leaves she came in and was like... ok, the guy has left, what time you wanna go blah blah
then after that i still slept in... until about i think 12 or 1230 then my maid came in and poured water on my face WTH it's her problem cos then she had to clean and wipe and dry the blanket and pillow etc. ahhahahahhaha wahahahah i win aahahhaha anyway i still went back to sleep anyway then eventually, i woke up luh then... yeah blah blah then my brother's girlfriend was here and out in a flash hi, bye that's it,as usual anywayyy
so then, we were talking about computers... personal info ppl. KAE anyway then blah blah i had a burger for lunch I KNOW so oily..... ewwww it wasn't even a burger hahahha it was fried egg and beef patty in between two slices of bread so it was kinda like a burger cum sandwich ahh idk
then after we left we waited at the bus stand for like half and hour in the meantime, Hon was telling me about 430(inside stuff) and complaining and saying, i really don't mind, as long as it doesn't drift into MOI and what all my wrong doings are and blah blah then that would really ruin it
hahah so yeah after a long while there was this cute mini work-vehicle that kind of thing and it dropped a pipe of some sort thing then Hon wanted to go puck it up after seeing a car go over it and it flew like.... it flew luh then i was saying... how if a motorcyclist goes over it and dies hahahaha then she wanted to pick it up in case a care goes over it and it flies and hits someone in the bus stand so i was like.. okaeeee
then she was like should i go pick it up i said no cos there was a car coming then she was like okkkk
then a guy went there to pick it up and Hon was embarrassingly praising him she was like giving thumbs up and omg that sucked. haha then she was like ' well done well done' 'i wanted to go pick it up but she said no(points at me) because there was a car and yeah. relly good. good job. well done well don" thumbs up again AHH i just looked away and stared at the flooooor omg omg omg damn embarrassing hhahhaahahahh kk then blah blah then 518 came YAY haha almost an hour ride... Hon continued with the whole 430 thing... then we reached we got down, ready to walk to the museum btw we stopped outside plaza sing. then she realized her sandal, one part broke... so then we went to find super glue carrefour
or however you spell it
yeah then we bought the glue and she glued it back i walked around while she sat there waiting for the glue to dry "bonds in seconds" more like... two minutes? still quite fast at least aahhaahhh
then we bought black and white tinsel and gold and green tinsel hahah nice nice nice nice thennnnnnnn we wen to guardian to look for Hon's stuff turned out it wasn't guardian with the offer it was Watson's but we didn't know that until she checked the papers just now uhh SOFT TOYS damn friggin cute man dammit i swear haha
kk stop swearing Shannen
haah okok then something something we decided to go to the museum another time so we hung around PS uhhm then yeah
DAISO wow kewwlll
okok not so cooooool but cheap which isn't exactly what i like much but Hon was totally into it.. i was just amazed at HOW MANY THINGS can be sold at two bucks when they can be worth much much more or less hahahahha
i will so never shop there. don't ask why... i don't like such places everything is super budget price yuck
it's good really, how the cheap stuff is. but i just wouldn't go there.... at least.. not for presents for ppl luh.... maybe for a glass cup to replace one broken maybeeeeee MAYBE but not likely anyway
anywayyy then blah blah blah blah OH YEAH we went to spotlight after that Hon bought fabric to sew onto the back of her curtain as a block out uhm okeee
then we went around and i saw fleece throws i love those except they are all Disney characters as in... Disney princesses and stuff i saw one POC one.. but it was an animated jack sparrow which didn't look nice so forget it then Hon was bent on buying me a fleece throw for xmas so okay we went to Aussino to see what was there i can't spell the stupid places names luh anyway i say one straight away.... DONE DEAL haha i got it
wheeee
a bit too cheap to be true but what else yeah
so anyway we went to meet susy at body shop then my mother called and wanted to know if we could go and ask the body shop ppl for a baby gift set like WTH how big is the baby man hahahhahaahhahahhhaha
thennnn yeah so OBVIOUSLY there was nothing so yeah thenn then then then then uhh we went up to precious thots to buy something
we ended up buying a one year photo frame yeah yeah whatever for her colleague newborn son uhm okaeee
then TIMES we were on a hunt for wrapping paper apparently found ZILCH
=(
it sounds like such a short time but really, it had been hours hahaha then we went outside to walk somewhere else the lights were kinda on already but it wasn't dark enough to see properly
then we went down to a food court pfft i don't like food courts much but, i have to DEAL right. with Hon, there's no fussing... =(
kk anyway i had macaroni with shredded chicken i gave all the veggie to Hon and susy and hon had spicy food MUAHAHAH some "bandung " thing noodles...
uhhm then when we went out then it was dark enough for it to be niiiice then we went to the bus stop then we waited then after about ten minutes... all the buses were held up by this STUPID woman ugh don't like her WHY? because
she held up AT LEAST six buses ALL horning at the bus because there was some problem hon said she was saying in Cantonese "give it back" maybe she put the money in the box and then realized it was the wrong bus and wanted her money back but then, even if the driver wanted to, he can't anyway! and then it got so bad, nothing moved, until some buses just drove to the front, so at least ppl could board. the driver couldn't just close the door and go because she had one foot at the door he can't close it on her that's just bad service then then then then she finally got on and continued SHOUTING AND SHOUTING omg such an inconsiderate toot kk ANYWAY then after a while of her being on the bus dunno what happened, he drove off she was still on the bus
then yeah the bus line finally moved haha but even then 518 is sooooo outta reach that we still had to wait another 3 mins or so HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
then on the bus home, there were two free seats one hon sat on, soc she's old.... i mean, a senior. and the other susy took cos she was carrying all our shopping but we didn't ask her to come just for that k we aren't evil bitches she really had fun too looke at some of her stuff and things like that uhh yeah so i was standing with hon luh then then then blah blah then one lady was getting off, and she asked me to sit where she was sitting, because she saw me standing the whole journey so far, then as soon as she got off, before i could even start walking, two ppl chiong.
hahh singlish *stop it shannen! not helping!!!*
anywayyy
they just went to take the seats WELL!! hahah anyway whatever i just stood ALL THE WAY WOAH damn pain luh because it was so jammed packed, there wasn't much space to stand... worse right and no one was getting on or getting off cos it's highway and blah blah other long road things and it was like AN HOUR omg i think i was gonna dieeeeeee it's only the last five to seven minutes i think... that i got to sit down hahaahahah
then then then then yeah
THE END
I'm hanging by a thread|1:53 AM|
Hello, hello
Yes, the headers are like, A7x songs. I know.
i still don't quite get this one... i mean... i see stuff besides the man painting but....
YAY
optical illusions
jayni woke me up this morning.
OOOOOOPS
ahh
