WHAT THE FUCK
Label Instructions: Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA damn funny. kk ANYWAY
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. hahaha)
On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)
On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
i like lizards.
i love lizards.
as long as they are not flat and gecko-like
hehehe
my least favourite lizards are the geckos that you find behind your fridge.
HEHEHE
today my daddy couldn't come
so i am bored to death here at home.
stuuuuuupid...
it's still not set up yet...
hmmm
OH WAIT
hahahaha
hehehehe
how many posts for december already?
YAY
all time high that i will probably never beat! weeheee
HHAHAHAHA
PEOPLE must learn to clean their nails....
it is awfully disgusting when there are black things
ewwwww
ew ew ew
hahahaha
i sound so bimbotic.
hehe
hehhh
heh
heh
heh
hehhhh
hehe
anyway.
I AM OFF TO SEEEEE
nope
not wizard like last time
this time it is
I AM OFF TO SEE THE LIZARDS
THE WONDERFUL LIZARDS OF OZZZZZZ
yay
Gustavve.
yes
i spelled it specially
HAHA
harharhar
riiight....
the brainless human
the heartless hurter
and the very afraid devil.
pfft.
stupid things.
ANYWAY
so i'm off to see the wonderful lizards of oz and i am going with my trust pet snake, Ivory.
hmmm
why name her Ivory eh?
because she's mainly white, duh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
c'mon Ivory, let's go find the lizards of oz.
=D
Au revoir, ciao, sigi(i think), bye, ummm, adios, verabschieden, adeus,
i have like... nowhere to put this.
pffti wish upon a falling star, to hold you in my arms againi am having a Donut Factory donut for breakfast at 3PM
okay
so now i am bored a little bit...
premium membership blah blah blah
pfft
HAHAHAHAH
funny right,
ok
fine
not in a haha kinda way
ANYWAY
i shall play sims then shan't i
righty-ho
i have no idea where that came from
ANYWAY once again...
hhhahhahahahaa
nothing to say luh
just feel like blogging...
okok...
i am starting ignoring time again.
starting TODAY
until..NEVER
must remember
i will probably forget anyway
knowing myself.
hmm
so annoying.
everyone loves chocolate right..............
no not everyone
yes everyone
no not everyone
UGH
wtf
okayyy
murder the bear
rahh
haha
YAY
FELICIA'S BACK
=D
kae anyway,
SHITi don't know what to get Veronica... and it is... omg.
so near
i wonder what......
what does....
want...
hmmm
don't know very well
OH NO.
then how
but it is so generic...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
i just came back from a dip in the pool downstairs.
it was being 'maintained' and it opened a few days ago.
i don't normally go swimming, it's cos my auntie is here.
from Malaysia.
my grandmothers sisters daughter i think???
i don't know
i only know she is my auntie.
pfft
hahahhahaha
anyway...
is freezing i telll you
FREEZING
gosh...
i swam and swam and swam but i was still cold...
my arms... damn cold.
my legs a little bit ...
anyway...
it was sorta fun
and then after that we went to the SAUNA
imagine....
all these in a condo estate
SO COOOOOL
heh heh heh
yeah... the jacuzzi is still under maintainance.
the sauna
shiok
oh my, did i just say that...
anyway
after that, we went up and now here we are...
i
am....
whatever....
i am eating chocolate now
yumm
stupid...
she's really PUSHING it this time seriously.
okok
YAY
today
went to play pool with Jayni and her four guy friends...
after band
i don't like the band room anymore =(
it's so... ugh
the smell is so different, i don't like it at all
and then, after a while, it's gonna smell like sweat and saliva.
pfft.
anyway
I WANT Felicia's part for the last part of pirates
but i don't want to take it away from her...
because that would be mean.
and Jayni's playing drumset for cant take now.
hmmm
so pool...
OH YEAH
i wore me brand new esprit jacket! YAY
so nice
hahahaha
so pool,
hmm
Jayni, Jadon/moses, Josh, Dilan and Javien
but i can't spell their names
i can only spell jayni and jadon
and obviously moses
unless it is spelled as moeserss
HAHAHAHAHA
whatever
anyway
then
yeah
today wasn't very productive
nor particularly fun.
sadly...
then i went to my grandparents' house straight from bukit timah,
we hailed a cab and jayni went home first then after that went to my grandparents' place...
then oh yeah
Foxxx
hahhaa
no one reading this will get it
anyway
i went there
and then i watched tv for a while.
i went there why?
because my uncle was in another country
on xmas day
so he came back yesterday
and then today supposed to have dinner at their house.
so after i watched tv, i went to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzleep.
nice nice nice...
then when i woke up was a little while before dinner.
PEKING duck
yummm
hahahahaha
damn nice
i know
it's cruelty to animals.
but don't tell me everyone in the spca and all those organizations are all vegetarian.
they will all die early.
anyway
then after that my uncle showed us the millions of pics from the diving
DAMN NICE
all the prawn and fishes and sharks and things.
DAMN NICE
woah....
so next time, my uncle, auntie and i are gonna go diving together.
he showed us vids and pics and stuff
DAMN NICE
do i have to say it again?
ok ok
then
yeah.....
SUGAR
i don't think anyone reading this will get it either...
anywayyyy
now i am at home
and i am supposed to go swimming against my will tomorrow.
pfft
AU REVOIR
yesss
the last post is special!
hhaha
ok
then i am off now
off to see the wizard
the wonderful wizard of oz
the swimming pool is open!
yay
apparently, my new facebook friend and i have A LOT in common.
there could be something there.
hmm
anyway
I LOVE FACEBOOK.
and after my fifty-third post
i am going to escape for a while and not blog unless there is something blog about
ANYWAY
ok
so i will escape to sims land
HAHAHAH
noo
i have just so many things to do on facebook
HAHAHAHAHAH
yay
so close
i have a video of my monitor lizard feasting on a bullfrog.
=D
but something is wrong, it seems i still cannot upload those pictures
sigh
if i do eventually upload it then on youtube it goes
weehee
ahahahahahhha
no
seriously.
am i on 50?
i'm not so sure...
anyway
merry boxing day all
HAHAHA
anyway
i have 3 posts to go.
oh my my my my my
if i'mnot on fifty then the next post will be the number i missed out
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
or numbers
my memory is not so good
i'm gonna go out later
to buy food
for my monitor
SO CUTE
lying on the branch like tt....
kk
anyway
facebook!
i am truly enjoying it now.
=D
so close....
but i am gonna go play sims now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
still
wishing everyone a very joyeux noel
thats merry christmas in you-know-what-language
hahaha
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
hahaha
i sent messages to everyone between 1150 to about 1207
i think
somewhere around there.
haha
so yesterday, my family came over and we had DINNER
=D
like i said, i know it's apparently weird to have it on x mas EVE but wth
ANYWAY
they came over..
and they hung around for a while... then DINNERRR
yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
we had a turducken.
what is that?
it is sausage, stuffed in a chicken, which is stuffed in a duck, and then stuffed in a turkey.
my mother said a French chef flew in from France JUST to cook the dish and that there are only 200 in the whole of Singapore...
but it wasn't that nice.
a hundred bucks.. gone...
tsk
anyway
the sides were COOL things.
HAHAHAHAHA
cool, but not nice for us youths.
the adult adults loved it.
there were, mini potato balls which my brother LOVED.
and baby carrots which my brother like too.
there was asparagus...
and BRUSSELS SPROUTS
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaha
HAHAHAH
the joke... Brussels sprouts.
nickelodeon used to have these funny ads.
self-eating Brussels sprouts and pure sugar that looks exactly like broccolis.
HAHAH
HAHAH
anyway
yeah
this year's HAM was the best
last year it was the turkey.
YUM
anyway...
Brussels sprouts and all that
and brinjal
HARHAR
i ate two mini potatoes
HAHA
nice, nice...
APPLE SAUCE
=D
usually, there's one dish with sugar
one without
but this year, both have sugar!
SO THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE!!!
yay
haha
then everyone just kinda hung around...
and i drank my long awaited eggnog...
=DDDD
i love eggnog
eggnog can have Brandi and/or nutmeg added to it.
tastes nice.....
ahh yes.
then we went for midnight mass
at IHM
my brother's godmother goes there.
and her sister is Agnes's mother..
so i've known her since... young.
yeah
ANYWAY
saw them all there.
haha
i wore my new Agnes b top
NICE
haha
but it made me look skinny
too skinny
anyway
chuggy didn't join us.
sad sad
because she needed to go somewhere.
=(
after mass, we went back home
at the lobby door, this couple were walking out, and i said merry Christmas to them. hahahaha
hey, it was honest ok
i was in a very joyous mood.
christmassy
ahah
and had stolen...
i think that's how it is spelled
not sure
ANYWAY
we all sat around and ate the x mas stuff and eggnog and hot chocolate.
mmmm
yumm
and opened prezzies
haha
i LOVE all my presents.
very interesting ones.
=)
haha
i got this ultra cool jacket
DAMN NICE
i will bring it for band...
just for the sake of wearing it asap.
HAHAHA
ANYWAY
haha
and a dress
=DD
super nice.
and not too formal yet not so casual
HAHA
love it
and also i got some book thing from my uncle...
daring book for girls or something
hahahahahahahahhaa
ehh okae
and an M&M cushion/blanket.
and a saint's anutobiography...
from my brother's godma..
and...
a fleece throw.
and the sims, of course.
no surprise there
and my brother and i bought each other Royce chocolate. HAHAHA
out of pure randomness.... and it is of course, redundant.
HAHAH
he wanted the champagne one and i wanted the white chocolate one.
so we just exchanged it.
HAHA
and we gave my mother a box of royce chocolate-covered chips
=)
kk
anyway
my mother gave me a French disc too!
=D
ok.. then...
SNOWBEAR
snowbear from my gran and gramps
they gave me a snowman but with hand and legs see, so it is a snowbear
uber lame i know but whatever
=D
hahahaha
I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED AS TOLD BY GINGER CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS MORNING
i was too sleepy to see what my phone alarm was about.
pfft
greeat..
and no repeats too.
sob sob
anyway
we aren't exactly very together right now.
HAHA
because my bro is out with his girlfriend
my maid is minding her own business and my grandmother is napping.
and now, the only togetherness there is here is that my mother and i are in the same room
hahha
yay
forty eight
i better do all i need while i can
the internet thing is slowly deteriorating and it's gonna screw soon
pfft
ANYWAY
great merry merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOYEUX NOEL ALL!
well now aren't we luckY?
NOT many more to go!
haha
don't your eyes hurt now?
the black and red
and then the BRIGHT peektures
and then reading the black and RED in betweens
HAHHAHHAA
anyway
i have MORE MORE!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha
okok
EVERYONE
have yourselves a merry little christmas. =)
PLEASE READ THIS POST FROM BOTTOM TO TOP AS THIS IS HOW THE POST WAS... UH... POSTED.
a CUSHION =D
haha
nah
wow
you can see just so many things.
haha
focus on the middle.
slowly you will see...
i can't explain the missing piece.
haha i'm spoiling all the fun aren't i?
hahahahahahahaha
look closely at the face
see?
the human and the fighting ppl.
i still don't quite get this one... i mean... i see stuff besides the man painting but....
with some arches thingy??
ahh
haha
yay optical illusion! woohoo!
shit
is it forty or fourty
ahh
oh..
no
haha
i've been wrong all along
HAHAHAHAHA
i am not going to bother to change it man
apparently there's band prac on thurs....
sigh.
closer and closer to school.
i don't even know what to do or what to bring
8years, and i still don't know what's going on on the first day
HAHAHA
yehh
haha
i just smelt the oh so yummy smell
smells like.... bacon
HAHAHAHAH
carried away by a moonlight shadow.
haha
YAY
optical illusions
they are just so fun
=D
one step closer
or.... one post...
hummm
10
oh my gosh
wheeeeeee heeeee
......................................................
i am commenting ppl on friendster.
just merry christmas
HAHAHAHA
few more hours to the xmas dinner
i know, apparently it is weird?
weird to have xmas dinner on xmas eve
but see, we have dinner, then we hang around for a bit, chatting and stuff after dessert and log cake.
and then, we go for mass and when we come home, we search the tree.
we do this so that we are all together the first minute of jesus' birthday.
yay
i can't wait for eggnog...
i absolutely love it.
and today, i watched an episode of fairly odd parents that i have never seen before
OMG
HOW SURPRISING.
GASP
12 more to go
YESSSSSSS
noooooooo
ahhhh
i think i am a very unchilled person!
HAHAHAHAHA
anyway
i have a new friend on facebook
i don't really know who she is
but as far as i DO know, i like her
why?
cos, look at her dp.
that's a pro photo.
AND she's all frenchy-like.
HAHAHA
but i am gonna start annoying her with pokes and etc
somehow... it feels a little like she's a lot like me.
some psychic connection
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
apparently she's new to facebook
so i am like...
inviting her to apps
YAY
yay
a good number
yeahYou Are Upper Class 
Class isn't always about money, and you've at least got the brains, manners, and interests of an upper class person.
You don't have a trashy bone in your body, and you don't pretend to be someone you're not.
You're comfortable with your station in life, and class issues don't really bother you.
The finest things in life are within your reach, and you're comfortable enjoying them.
You may end up: A business leader, corporate lawyer, or philanthropist
Other people who share your class: Bill Gates, Oprah, former world leaders like Bill Clinton, and those reclusive billionaires no one ever talks about.
sorrae
i was bored
so i just closed my eyes, clicked on a random one and decided, just take it and put it here
IT'S A USE FOR A POST
jayni woke me up this morning.
okae....
what was up with that...
grrrrrrr
i need to bathe now
OMG
the weather is so warm
AHHH
i think i might just MELT
goodness.
ppl on msn are being annoying
and i think SOMEONE blocked me
sobs....
one step closer
YAY
whoohoo
today is christmas eve
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
monica says my blog is ununteresting
I DON'T CARE.
i like it that way
i like talking to myself.
i like blabbering on about random things.
i like talking about things that concern... nothing at all.
IT'S JUST ME
freedom of expression.
anyway
i think our neighbours hate us all already
my brother and his incredibly loud noises, annoying the heck out of ppl in the wee hours of the morning
and his girlfriend must have annoyed the security guards.
either that, or it helps them find a little bit of worth taking the late shifts.
well, she's in hospital now.
she has the appendix problem thing
appendicitis.
yeah.
so sad.
and so near christmas too =(
i may not like her that much, but she really hasn't done anything to hav wronged me directly.
besides taking my rothers com and making him disrupt my computer life.
poor thing....
so we all are praying for her to get better.
we have hearts.
anyway
what else....
oh yeah.
my grandmothers constant LOUD nagging has probably made lots of ppls ears drop off
i don't think my maid has annoyed anybody.
and i think i am very low key here.
good then.
oh yeah and my mother too.
so it's my bro and my grandmother.
typical..
the house is so quiet...
i don't like it so quiet....
it's too quiet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rahh
omg i still have SO MANY to go...
AHHHH
ahhhhem.
ahhhhhhhh
it is a horrible realization
i wish i never had it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
argh
hate it hate it
ohhh
or if it's really true
then oh let it be returned.
AHH PLEASE let it be returned.
return the favor
shucks
now my lip is bleeding
and i am swallowing it
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
eww gross
but it's not bad
tastes like chocolate
HAHAHA
seeing as that was the last thing i consumed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i should become.... skinny
but it can't be called anorexic
because it is an actual PSYCHOLOGICAL problem see
starving oneself to achieve the 'ideal' body is not anorexia if she doesn't see herself as obese in the mirror when she isn't.
SO
it is simply... starving herself
that's it
i should starve myself....
ack
starting after christmas!
hey, gotta celebrate jesus' birthday right
you mean you actually got fired?
gosh
ohhh
FASHION IS KING
yeah!
OOOOOOPS
wrong peekture
HAHAHAHA
ahh
that is right
yes.....
i like that....
but
there are so many nicer ones of course
like...... :
LOUIS VUITTION
out of certain boredom
the golden girl's money went right into the nickel slots baby!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok random posts just to make the target
i am eating chocolate...
AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING
gosh
and then when i go to sleep, i will slowly gain the fats while i'm asleep
gosh
all the fats and sugars and salts and calories and ugh
*shivers*
no no no no no no no
and now that i have mentioned it................
i should stop eating
yay
it's closed and gone...
AN HEIR
HEIRESS
heirs
heiresses?
ahh well
i want a candy cane too!
it's not fair.
i want i want
but i had an overload last year.
so this year i can't have any
SOB SOB SOB
pfft...
DON'T YOU DARE DIE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me first!
mac puppy!
hmmm
so MANY more posts!
oh gosh
i'm never gonna make it!
scotchiesss
so adventurous
wow
i really have nothing to post about
INNOCENT CLOTHES ARE GETTING HURT
noooooooooooo
anna suis
s'il vous plait aider moi!
goodness gracious me she's getting jealous
again....
so beloved
all the eww fans
I FORGIVE YOU
is that what she said?
i don't think so
go run over a deer or two
and stay hme on xmas day with a flu
i don't care
it's christmas eve
xmas eve
xmas eve
haha
now i am annoying everyone with facebook apps
and then later i am gonna comment EVERYONE on friendster merry xmas eve
HAHAHAHAHA
i'm so annoying i know
but yay
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE
merry Christmas eve alllllllllllll
oh my gosh
Christmas has become some stupid commercialized thing that has transformed ppl into greedy beasts
empathy is good
mind reading is good
BALMY
weather
in HK
ho ho ho
chanting
chanting
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
WHITELIGHTER
whooooohooooo
PEPPER
PIPER
whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
it's christmas time again
it's christmas eve
tomorrow is christmas day
it's jesus's birthday
i thank Melina.
yay
okok.......
not at 53 JUST YET
sisterhooddddddddd
goddddd
AY
yeah. 30. Labels: random rubbish
well. the sad thing is, that i just finished my candy cane. and i still want more.lol.
Yeah.
I can bet you that this addiction will end soon. seriously. Thats what happen when i get addicted. except when I'm addicted to playing the com/ps2, then thats a different story.
Hmm, yeah. I might be doing something new next year. not gonna tekll you guys like now. just when...well. if i think i can. yeah. XD
RANDOMNESS TAKING OVER! MUAHAHAAAA~
Gosh, whats up with shan and her posts? Labels: random rubbish
Well, i hope she's been updating mine~
Ohgay, more random posts..as i promised.
Gah. i still love candy canes. i wanna go candy cane shopping, and NO.
I'm so not addicted to it.
'kay, fine. a little. XD
Well, anyways, eh. happpy eve of christmas eve!!
Yeah. its the day before christmas eve. So, its the eve of christmas eve. XD
Well, i got some presents today, and i so can't wait to open them, though, its like, not christmas yet but. i wanna open it.
The suspense is killing me. If i don't open it soon, all thats left of me will be like some ghost like thing that goes to people every chirstmas to get presents. rah~
Gosh, i'm finishing my candy cane soon. gosh.
Rah. Labels: random rubbish
Once again, this is mel, standing in for shan~ Rah
Gosh i just love candy canes~
And presents, don't you?
Muaha~ I want more candy canes, MORE!!!!!!!!
Gimme! XD
Hoping to get hyper soon though. Cause i seriously need something to cheer me up.
Cause i dropped my present from a friend of mine, and its like. yeah.
Ohgay! As usual. many random posts coming up from me/shan. rah.
Gimme the candy cane. just give it to me. thats all i'm asking for, and the present that i dropped. XD
no they don't!
pfft.
FAST FORWARD
ugh
anyway
FACEBOOK
and pool
who knew the cue could be used as THAT
wanna try!
kae
anyway
i have A LOT more to go right
ahhhhhhhh
hmmmmm
i have to help clean up the house tomorrow
agh
elite clubs.....
Magnetism.....
olympics.....
japan, france and germany
run at that speed!
release......
i think i have run out of things to blog about
NOOOOOOOO
help help help
no
no one is helping
meeeeeeeee
I WANT TO REACH POST 30 BEFORE I SLEEP!!
hmmm
tomorrow is christmas EVE! =DDDDD
christmas eve is in THREE friggin hours!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH
okay so....
just went to her house
hung around for a while
then after that went to Sun Plaza
so my brother could buy some things
it's not fair
everytime he's around, i get nothing.
because seeing him is such a rarity!
when he's around, i am invisible.
when he's not around, i am all they have.
pfft
so sickening.
ANYWAY
then after that....
well............................
nothing
SEE
so mundane really
merely boring.
i was like argueing with my brother.
he's so annoying sometimes.
sometimes....
but not enough to hate him
anyway
now i am here
facebooking, neopetsing and eating.
=)
DR SEUSS
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
ahh
love that show.
hahaha
3times in the last 48 hours.
=)
and i am so amazed right now
my brother is playing his electric guitar.
WITHOUT the amp
WOW
hahahaha
might as well play his acoustic right.
but he's tucked that away.
no luh
it's sitting, lonely and unplayed, in a nook in his room at the foot of his bed.
our rooms are extremely tiny by the way.
BUT the living room and master bedroom and guest room and dining room.... are nice.
very nice
and big
=D
i likey.
hahahahahahahahaha
SHIT
i still have A LOT more to go.
ughhhhhh
not even half yet
okay...
today was fairly mundane.
um, my dad had the car today so we went to Changi Village to eat lunch.
pft.
wasn't even a food court
DON'T BE SPOILT SHANNEN
kae anyway
then after that, we drove to my grandmother's place.
she lives with my other uncle.
this is all on my father's side.
ANYWAY
moving into 'cheat' mode right now.
am i on 23?
am i?
gosh
i'm not even sure
HAHAHA
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
kill everyone you know
raid all the stores
drink til you die
dance through the night!
Whose line is it anyway?
Someone is getting JEALOUS!!
HAH
because the star has been pushed out of the limelight
and taken over is her enemy
muahahaha
she deserves it.
TWENTY-TWO!
ahhhhhhhhhh
ugh
so many many many more to go
genuine posts are just SO HARD
ahhh
hmmm......
RECOVERY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didn't miss anything did you?
HAH
pfft
wtF
wth wth wth
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
urggggggghhhhhhh
so annoying
great
now i can't even superpoke
sob
SOB
SOB
and now the stupid font is giving me problems
gahhhh
ok
fixed i think
anyway
NOOOO
shit it's not fixed
argh
no no
i'll fix it at the end, if i remember
hmmm
anyway
ANYWAY
ANYWAY
ANYWAY
the stupid pool isn't ready yet
but i don't like swimming anywayyyy
hmmmmmm
i should switch on the tv
then it won't be as creepy seeing as monica refuses to stop telling me about the .........
anyway
i shall go switch the tv on
hmmm
now it is raining.
o.o
and i think many many many people blocked me on msn
pfft
OMG
monica is telling me some stupid creepy story
ahh
and i am listening to Delivre nous!
yay
hahha
ahh
i am all alone at home
my bro stayed over at his friends house cos they're going fishing, high tide at 9am
my mother, grandmother and Susy went off somewhere i think to buy groceries.
haha
and now i am all alone here
PLUS VITE
hahahahaha
i like that part
i don't know why
i wanna play sims
but i wrapped it up already...
=(
so now i am superpoking ppl!
hahahaaaha
FINALLY
only... 34 to go!
=(
so slow
ahhhh
hmmmmmmmm
i am SO BORED today
actually, now that i think about it, i'm not that bored
FACEBOOK
okok
i am a complete facebook addict but can you blame me?
it's so fun
and i am probably annoying ppl with my millions of requests and stufff
HAHAH
yeah so...
hmmm
from 1230 til.. now, i have been facebooking
HAHA
addict.....
most addicts don't recover anyway
HAHAHAHA
i even ate lunch here
no wait, haha, i always eat lunch here
ANYWAY
i was supposed to go out with my grandmother but it's off
so now i am deciding....
go out with my brother or what
cos the sun is killing ppl
its like A BILLION MILLION DEGREES
ugh
and.... town is so far away some more
rahh
ahhh
now i am adding trans fat to my body
um
i am superpoking RANDOM ppl now
YAY
okok
so....
yeah
this is just to space out the pokes
BUT HEY!
it's to good use!
THIRTY THREE ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and the ppl who know my passwords aren't helping much...rahh
crunchyroll had a7x.......
FINALLY
eighteen 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18
HAHAHA
yay
but i still have an extremely LONG way to go
heh heh
rahh
ummm
my brother was being annoying and accidentally closed all my tabs
=(
now everything is... is.. GONE
SOBBB
am i on seventeen?
or 16?
i am not sure
anyway
this is for anyone who wants to leanr how to play Drake&Josh theme song I found a way.
it is in drake's album Telegraph
it's a damn nice album
YAY
go Drake
oh yeah, in that extremely violent video, listen to the lyrics of the song
FREAKING NICE
um
but
haha
the woman's name is shannon
ahhhhhahaahaah
i can't really remember(sadly) if the movie had the song or not
OH YEAH
i just remembered THAT i have posted that vid before
HHAHAHAHA
or something like that
about the football hooligans
his face was all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and blah blah
it sucks man seriously....
seee ah...
no one is supposed to die in the battle
and PLUS
that guy who died was the leader
and the guy who punched him to death was the other side's leader
his son died the last time they had this kind of thing
the son's skull got crushed
and the guy who died, his brother was the leader at that time
and now, he is the leader
so.. yeah
the 'yank' (aka, frodo), is a newbie
with a guai sister and he was also good.
but being involved in the whole brethren thing yeah
and the leader did that, talking about the son like that, to save the sister
because the other side's leader was going after the yanks sister.
yeah
and... the guy at the last part, beside the dead leader, he was the right hand man
and he had to "MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE"
because, duh, he did something totally against them
he got jealous of the stupid yank
and he told the other side where the GSEs were.
their 'HQ'
and the other side set fire to it.
he lit a bottle of vodka or smth and threw it in.
it was some kind of underground bar.
yeah...
so...
that right hand man caused all this.
and then in the end, he got totally kicked out.
and he had nothing to do
no life
and he really loved what he used to do
and he really wanted to make up for what he had done so there.
yeah...
LOLITA
moi lolita
by Alizee
its a french song by a french singer
yay
HAHAHAHAHA
i love this osng
but it doesn't make sense when translated
even thought the french lyrics do make a bit of sense
it's like those kinds of strange abstract things.... but not too abstract
can still get it
she's not very pretty
but she's reasonably popular
i mean, of course she DOES have lots and lots of fans
all singers do.
it's just what kind and what the managers are doing with the person
anywayyyyy
i still don't quite get the beginning
what all that had to do with the song
the lyrics doesn't go
so the entire video doesn't really make sense much
oh well
i love the song anyway
it's all thanks to Meghan
she introduced me to it
HAHAHA
she gave me the french lyrics and i tried to translate it
but it overall made no sense, none at all.
AND FYI EVERYONE
MOI IS NOT PRONOUNCED MOY
IT IS PRONOUNCED MWAH
UGLY BETTY
this is the ugly betty promo, before season two.
haha
I AM WAY AHEAD OF SINGAPORE
wahahhahahah
i win
hahaha
funny funneeeeeeeeeeeeee
it's a freakin WRONG show luh..
it's like... the equivalent of desperate housewives except differently equivalent
like....
DH is just all sick wrong
UB is all... wrong
sick and evil
all the scheming
no morals
AND my granmother keeps complaining about it
BUT WTH
she still watches DH and UB
stupid hypocrite.
ahhh
i just insulted her
i feel so bad.....
i absolutely LOVE the snare part at the beginning...
damn nice
i picked you up and put you back on solid ground!
i took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
haha
i like those lines
it's smallville right
hahaha
cos you know, superman, kryptonite, blah blah
yeah
so yeah
hmmm
my brother still isn't awake yet
and i am still sitting here
wondering if i should order macs
but i don't know whether to wake my brother up to ask if he wants or what he wants cos i wouldn't know what he wants or just not order for him at all...
WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS EXTREMELY VIOLENT
it loads a bit slowly
hmm
yeah
it's a lil vulgar luh this movie but yeah
and....
yeah
yes...
uhh...
yes yes
umm
yeah....
can you recognize FRODO????
HAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH
it's the loser boy
but the entire movie is damn cool
you sit down, at the beginning thinking "this is going to be such a boring movie because i am not interested in football or fighting or anything like that"
and at the end, you come out thinking "what an awesome movie. "
it leaves the person with a strange feeling.
but it's a nice feeling..
yeah..
so this part is THE most dramatic part of the ENTIRE movie.
yes
the best part too!!!
GSE
GREEN STREET ELITE
football hooligans
DAMN NICE
song sung in two scenes in the entire movie
apparently this video was made out of boredom
but the movie ROCKS
hahah
post tweleve will be about another part of the movie
i am going to post a VIDEO
haha
yay
yes
i love youtube
that's the POE thing..
deliver us
in FRENCH
=D
delivre nous
yeah....
i can't catch anything else.....
but see, i am gonna be weird and post the lyrics
that i brought together from the comments
after listening a thousand and one times just to catch which part is which and where..
see
i am so hardworking
HAHHHAAHHAAH
La boue,
Du sable,
De l'eau,
La paile
Plus vite
La boue,
lever
Du sable
et tirer de l'eau
Et soulever
la paille
PLus vite
Des coups de fouets dans le dos, je sens la morsure
De la sueur dans les yeux, je sens la brulure
Heloim Dieu du ceil, entends tu ton peuple appelle au secours en ces jours lourds.
Delivre nous, Seigneur Dieu delivre nous
Roi des cieux dans ce désert tes enfants agonisent
Délivre nous
Tu nous as promis une terre
Délivre nous sur la terre promise
Something something
Something something
Mon fils je n'ai rien à te donner
Sauf cette chance de vivre
J'espère te retrouver
Si dieu nous
Délivre nous
De ce fléau délivre nous
Nous mourrons de ces something
à vivre sous leurs jougs
Délivre nous
Si tu as une terre pour nous
Délivre nous
De leur empire
Et something nous sur la terre promise
Tais toi mon bébé sois sage ne pleure pas
Dors bercé par le fleuve sacré
Non mais n'oublie pas mon dernier chant d'amour
Je serais dans ton coeur pour toujours
Fleuve oh fleuve emporte pour moi ce chargement si précieux
Là où il vivra libre et heureux, fleuve, conduit-le là bas
Ehh
*basket it water*
Petit frère tu es sauvé
Tu dois nous rester
Pour exaucer mon voeu en retour
Grandis mon petit frère
Reviens un jour
Pour nous sauver à ton tour
Somethings somethings
Délivre nous sur la terre promise
Delivre nous
yay
ahhahhaahahhah
finally
i have listened to it countless times
and i finally got it
YAY
it so cool
I TOTALLY LOVE French
hehehehehe
at least i can pronounce most of these....
my French sucks
Chinese... French....
nah
i'm better at French..
AS reading goes
hahahahhahahha
but conversation..
a bit hard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
still learning!
but the writing is a bit ok...
except i translate it directly from English see...
so it can be a little bit wrong sometimes, the shifting of sentence one to sentence two
thats the part
YAY
DELIVRE NOUS
delivre nous sur la terre promise
YAY
wow
i wanted to blog yesterday night..... or..... this morning??
but i ended up not.... what a waste of one post
grr
so now, i am at home.... my mother and grandmother went out and my brother is sleeping and my mother gave me ten bucks to order macs if i'm hungry and my brother isn't awake
but one rule is not cooking
ok
so there are more things
like, not opening the door to strangers but hey, that was like... years ago, i think it's kind of automatic now already
unless it is the macs delivery guy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ummm
yes yes
no cooking
BOOOOOM
imagine a fire in this house.....
we would be so DEAD
literally
so since i might be free the whole day
i shall post every now and then
or maybe i just won't
hahahaahahahaha
i think my brother might be awake
i hear something
or it could be downstairs...
anyway
i am not even sure if i am free today....
confused
i am not out with my mother and my grandmother
and... my brother asked me if today wanna go out last night
soo.... either i have nothing on.... or i am going out with my brother....
and i just looked behind me...
my poor monitor is foraging for food....
haha
so cute
but sad, yes sad
OH YEAH
have i mentioned my skink was found?
haha
yes yes
it was in the toilet... behind the door
and my brother went inside, he opened the door
and then he saw the SUPER CUTE lizard head popping out...
his first thought was "what a big....."
then he realized it was THE SKINK
haahhaahhahhah
voila
now its back in its terrarium
but now we have to be better caretakers
ahh whatever
gg to go play face book now or do some stuff...
i went to shanthini's house today
COMPUTER
at least over rhere i don't have to wait HOURS before i get
soon, soon, soon, minutes minutes....
THREE hours
that day i had to wait til THREE in the MORNING
ugh
anyway
we had macs for breakfast
hahahahaha
so niiiice it was there when i arrived.
being FASHIONABLY late
hahahahahahaha
kidding.
the bus
it took soo long
excuses excuses
yeah i know
kk anyway
then.....
we were watching Mr Deeds......
thennn
then she started showing me her photos....
hehehehe
uhh
then we went to her room to use the COMPUTER
:D
umm
then
then yeah
blah blah stuff
watched her bungee jumping video...
in NZ
lucky tooooot
hmmm
hehehehehehehe
she gave me a thingy
you those types of things, you get ...
like those koalas that hang on to things
yeah
EXCEPT
IT WAS A KIWI
hahhaahhah
i love kiwis
love em love em love em
KIWIS rule
hahahahahaa
i'm not sure if they are extinct or not
hahaha
I LOVE KIWIS
haha
cute wittle creatures
vengeance is mine! muahahaha
ahhh
i have few days left before the end of December
and i am only on EIGHT
oh my GOD
hahah
shoot....
i was listening to sidewinder today
now it's ringing in my head
and strength of the world too
hahaha
the end part, the instrumental sorta part is at the end of sidewinder
I LOVE THAT PART
esp the guitar
ahhahah
i saw shanthini in her dunno what thingy
i could never imagine
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
i think my brother is trying to creeate a manifestation
HAHAHAH
jk
he's keeping the dead thing there
and it is decomposing.....
and flies are around it alr
AND
it could grow maggots and what not
HAHAH
wouldn't that be fun to see
hahaha
so fun
and now my brother is playing canon on his electric guitar....
right next to the balcony...
where our neighbours can most probably definitely hear it
and there is some troublemaker rat living in this estate that ALWAYS complains.
and last time my bro did this, the person called security and they had to call us to lower the volume
HAHH
i find it VERY amusing
thennn
yeah
but that time he was playing some super metal/rock guitar solo
and he was TRYING to play
so it probably sounded terrible, most ppl think rock/metal is just bad noise see, but now, its a nice classical
HAHAHA
and he's been practising so yeah
in his room, yeah
so he plays it VERY NICELY
haha
so yeah
hopefully, the neighbours won't complain and also hopefully, they learn to appreciate the beautiful but loud sounds coming from the instruments in this unit
HAHAHAHAH
my drums, and my bros guitar and loud music, and my bro slamming doors and my grandmothers nagging, and i seem very quiet.
HAHAHA
except the drumset
WHICH I HAVE YET TO SET UP
ahAHAHAHA
i am just waiting for when it's set up
THEN my bro and i can jam in my room
WHOOOHOOO
and see what the neighbours think
HAHAHA
i think they just hate it
haha
of course, it could be a few of the old ppl like Hon but i think the youths are probably jamming to our awesome music
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHA
LOL
hahahah
anywayyy
now we are plotting something that we most probably never do
HAHA
play on the the balcony
amp on FULL volume!
HAHAHAHAHA
HAH
HAH
HAAAAAAAHH
pump it LOUDER
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
i was listening to bebot today
i wonder.... if i could ever do that in french
i would be elated like friggin hell
HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAH
qwertyuiopizxcvbnm
asdfghjklhaveqwertyuiop
zxcvbnmadasfdgfkl
qwertyuiopsecretasdfghjkl
zxcvbnmdesireqwertyuiop
asdfghjkltoqwertyuio
zxcvbnmbeasdfghjkl
asdfghjklanqwertyuiop
zxcvbnmactressasdfghjkl
TRY READING THAT CODE
HAHAHAHAHA
hah
i should go now.......
i think i might die while facebooking
ahahahahahahahahahaahhaahaha
it's all i ever do besides work towards my blog goal
HAHAHAH
i have like...... 45 posts left
in....
*count count*
ahh idk
i'm too lazy to count right now
rahh
today i went out with my grandmother again
the Hon
hahah
yes yes
plaza sing again
but this time, we did actually go to the museum
we went to PS to get some stufffff
then after we got our stuff, Hon bought me an ice cream
=)
because i was being a good girl
HAAHAH
it pays off ya know
then we put our stuff in the lockers and went to get the tix to see the greek stuff
i LOVE european history
i think i was meant for europe
it just happened that i am in singapore
STUPID.......
natural disasters don't hit europe either
not... that... i know of at least....
darn...
i just scared myself
HAHHHA
wth
kk
anyway
then
after that
we went to the third floor to see the stuff
NO WAIT
in the greek masterpieces louvre, there was this photoshoot going on
Hon was soooo embarrassing
HAHAH
she went up and told the model what she was doing wrong.... and how to improve it.
WTH
because apparently, her arms were too high up or smth smth
i was like.... omg
but then the model actually took her 'advice' and kinda did what hon suggested
oh gosh
hahaahahahaha
kk
anwyayyyyy
then....
then yeah.....
we went down to the gift shop....
it's official, gift shops are ALL overpriced...
goodness gracious me
then then then
then we went home?
wait.......................................................................................
no... we went to watson's to look at hon's dunno what snoopy thingy
haha
then then then then
NO WAIT
the ice cream was AFTER the museum
heh
boggled mind here
then then then then
then we went up the bus and went home luh.....
and now i'm facebooking...
heh heh heh
oh yes
I LOVE CLOSING TIME
it's an awesome song
closing time.... open all the doors and let you out into the world
closing time... turn up all the lights on over every boy and every girl.
closing time .... one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
closing time.... you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here....
DAMN NICE
i love it..........
an californiacation
one line of the song is freakin sick but still.....
anyway
i like the random part....
first born unicorn
it may not be random....
it could mean something yeah....
FFFFFFFF***
the stupid thing has error again
i swear i am gonna fuc*ing ..... grrrrrrrrr
EFF EFF EFF EFF EFF EFF EFF
aaarrrghhhhh
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
DAMMIT
ahhgghhghghgghgghg
*huge pissed off sigh*
ugh
stupid F!@#$er won't upload
kk.
my skink has escaped!
HAHAHAHAHA
so freakin cute
on top of the curtains....
it's cute lil head stickin out
haha
so freakinnnnnnnnn CUUTEEEEE
*in the middle of uploading pics*
i think there might be some errors
hmm....
Shanthini and Monica came over today
we just sat around in the room
monica was looking through stuff
and shanthini and i played this game
hahah
testing whether we know the song or not
HAHAHAHAHAHA
before that we played some stupid lame game that i made up in 5seconds
AHHAHAHAHA
spin the globe and then stop it with one finger... whatever country it is, you have to give info about it
HAHHAH
so super duper uber lame right
I KNOW
haha
monica gave a present
because she came over
HAHA
anyway
my grandmother tells me that too...
IT CHOCOLATE
i am trying to resist it...
i can't
monica said don't open it til 'epiphany day'
AHH
i cannot stand it
i want to eat chocs
something tells me its merci chocolate
it's such a stupid name for such nice chocolate
i mean HELLO
what kind of name is Thank You
?????
merci means 'thank you'
and chocolate......
goodness me
haha
anyway
i am going to go be a bad girl and open it....
I REALLY CANNOT STAND IT
ahhhhhhhh
ahh i miss band.....
i can't wait to see the carpeted floor.
actually i can...
i like parquet floor....
Father David died
this year he moved to another church but they are still having it in Holy Spirit
i think cos there are more people in the chirch who know him cos he's been there longer
He used to yell when he was doing the homily during mass
it was a but scary
like he was scolding us or something
but he used to be very nice too...
i think almost everyone from my church knows him
should be luh
i don't think everyone is going for his funerl tomorrow
but i am...
because my grandmother wants me to go
and how are we supposed to have fun at a museum after a funeral??
haha
anyway
i asked meghan and she doesn't think she's going.
gah
i have to wake up EARLY to go...
oh well....
this post is 2 of 53
random
anyway
he something something, then fainted or smth and then went into a coma..
then something something dunno what then he died
my other grandmother said it was some neuro thing with the brain or something...
Father David's funeral is
18 December 2007
that's TOMORROW...
10AM
Church of the Holy Spirit
so sad right...
now Closing Time is ringing in my head
gosh
O Lord please bless Father David's soul
He's been very good, praising you and spreading the word of God
May he rest in a place in heaven that will give him all he deserves.
May he rest in peace with you.
this is number one of fifty three
yay
i consider this a genuine post man
how house is an utter mess and ppl are coming today
rahh
wrapping paper EVERYWHERE
and gift boxes and blah blah
the tree isn't even half full....
it has like... four.... presents....
HAHAHAHA
materialistic...
stop it...
yay
i am having spaghetti for lunch!
i love susy's spaghetti
it's the besttt
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hahaha
that was so fun
and random
HAHAAH
Hady gets an all expense paid trip, business class, all around the world.
he should get first class
HHAHAHHAHAHAHA
much nicer
everyone will always remember the first idol
everyone remembers kelly clarkson, non?
everyone remembers kurt nilson
everyone will remember hady
everyone remembers taufik
SEE
Hady will now be everywhere
hhaha
he went down for one whole minute
hahahaahahah
so surprising man
hahah
after this, i have fifty four to go
STARTING COUNTDOWN
so the next one will be ONE.... up to 53......
is that right?
idk
my maths is going going goneeee
hahaha
oh yeah
Hady won asian idol!
yay
SINGAPORE, the smallest country
yay
but it's so stupid that KEN LIM didn't even support Hady
wth
so many singaporeans flew to jakarta just to watch the asian idol
CHANNEL 5 CHEATED US ALL
seriously
susy went inside to watch her own tv
she has an indonesian channel
she was watching AYYYY
CHANNEL FIVE DIDN'T SHOW THE AFTERWARDS THING
Hady sang with the indian guy AND an interview with the judges ..
like how he felt and what he blah blah blah
idk luh
i only know that and that channel 5 MEDIACORP didn't show it.
pfft.
i don't even know if what i just said was legal
HAHAHA
pssssssst
ok yay
i have how manyposts left??
umm...
fifty something...
i went out with my dad today as usual
but today my brother came with me
yay
hahaha
we went to have lunch at the Tepanyaki place at food republic
and then we walked to takashimaya!
my dad had TEN $10 vouchers
that's a hundred bucks man
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
so he gave my brother 6 of them to use for his xmas gift
i got 2 just because.
haha
i was whining luh okay i admit it
hahah
anyway
then
while those two were in the men's section, i was wwandering around the women's and women's acessories
HAHAHA
i was looking at all the awesome DKNY stuff
damn nice
haha
okok...
DKNY
is so my style
and i love it tooooo
then my dad came down to see how i wqas doing
i was only looking at DKNY cos i like the stuff, i knew 20bucks wasn't gonna cut it...
anway
my dad doesn't like these branded stuff stuff
but he let's us go and induldge oursleves
HAHAHA
so he came down and found me at the DKNY place, he said "don't know nothing yet"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahhaha
Don't Know Nothing Yet
DKNY
HAHAHAHAHA
then we went to Paul Smith
and Ralph Lauren...
and some weird brand
blah blah blah
so.... in the edn my bro didn't use many of his vouchersss
i used it all on stationary
i love stationary
NOTEBOOOOOOKSSSS
hahahaha
love notebookssss
hahaha
anyway
then blah blah
my brother owes me fourty dollars from today only...
ONE DAY
40 bucks...
the day i have a lot of cash, it has to be taken away from me
hahahaa
had... ang bao money from my bdae
and plus other money from allowance unused
hahaha
anyway
then blah blah
we went to Wisma
got shanthini her soccer ball
at first i thought it was an emo ball
then i realized no it wasn't
HAHAHAH
kinda happy
kk
then we went to AGNES B
YEAHHH
hhaahaha
and another DKNY
yay
love DKNY
hahah
then we went to LAU PA SAT
that's one of the very few places i like that are not even food court standard
BUT HEY
it rocks
i will lower for that...
and no one will know what that meant
only meee
MUAHHAHAHHAHAHA
kk
anwyayyyyyyy
FATMAN'S SATAY
ahahah
now there's the title
HAHAHAHAH
awesome
the fatman satay at lau pa sat
hahahahaha
damn nice
they close that certain road on weekends so they put chairs and tables for us humans to eat
yummy
satay and coconut
yum
hhahahaha
then we went home...
yeah....
now some annoying little brat is trying to wrap shanthini's present...
bloody hell
i feel like whacking her
ugh
stupid.....
okok...
now shanthini's present looks like some ungodly piece of shit....
okok, not the present...
just the wrapping
hahah
hmm
ok
au revoir ppl
i'm gonna go read ppl's blog
yay
it is two am in the morning
yay
hahahahah
i JUST got on the computer
why??
because my brother took so damn freakin long
ahh
haha
anyway
i was supposed to spend quality time with my grandfather and my mother
but turned out, it was the three of us plus gramma and hon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lameeeee
so... yeah
went to meet gramma and grandpa at vivo city
then we were supposed to be on the hunt...
the HUNT
for new jeans for my grandfather :D
yay
he is so..... jeansless
ahaah
kk
then
uhh
oh yeah
so we first went to Levi's
grmpa didn't really like anything
problem here problem there
mostly one thing
then
we went to River Island
woahh
also couldn't find anything
so out we went again
hahhaaha
then i think after that we went to the food court
yuck
haha
i had....
cha siu rice
:/
umm
yeah
then blah blah
THIS IS MY BLOG
it should be all about me me me
hahaha
so yeah
blah blah blah
went to Giordano
mmhmm
don't like that place but wen tin anyway
just to help grampa pick up a pair of jeans yah
hahaha
then the next store was the bullseye
hahah
lame lame lame
haha
i bought a blue tee shirt for my brother
*shhhhhh*
and my grampa FINALLY got a pair he liked
and hon also got a pair
OK...
hhahaa
my mother luh
the only one .....
oh yeah
then blah blah
uhh
went to mu-ee, action city, mini toons that stuff...
bought some things....
then put everything in the car
then went for dinner
i am very hungry
i can feel it
anyway
dinner was awesome
it was self advertising because the line was....
the line... wow
okok
anyway
i didn't have to wait
hahaah
it was hon and grampa lining up while my mother, gramma and i were at cocoa tree looking at things to buy
then we went in
THE FOOD was sooooooo sinful...
BUT SOOO DELICIOUS
some chinah chinese restaurant
specialises in duck i assume from the name which i cannot quite rememebr
uhhhm
yeah....
but yeah
expensive but goooooood
ummm
after that, went back to the cocoa tree to buy the stuff
i bought stuff for the bussies and the percys!
YAY
yeah
i bought CHOCOLATE
for christmas
yeah...
maybe i'm the only one O.O
anyway
yeah
bought for percussionists already.. still waiting to give the other one to patricia
uhmm
yeah
then went to ESPRIT
hahahaahahhahahaaha
not that nice, i mean, i wouldn't go in the moment i see it
but the ladies wanted so i went .
and oh my gosh
i saw a ajcket
and a top that i wanted
niiice
almost bought the top, brownish, but looked like my LP one, in design...yeah....
anway
yeah
i ended buying the kacket
OH YEAH
went to tangs and marks and spencer too
in between went to mphosis
bought a little black dress
planning to wear it to midnight mass
yay
aahahahahahahhaha
yeah
but i wanted to wear the jacket with it
BUT
its a bit overkill right....
black and black...
ON CHRISTMAS
hahahhahaah
sooo
just the dress
hahah
or maybe just the jacket, i think it would be coooldddd
thenn
yeah
so everyone got something today!
yay
haha
i got chocolate covered marshmallows and a new black jacket
and my mother got a jacket.... and chocolate tsktsk
my gramps got new jeans, poor thing had to sit around waiting for us
should've known he wouldn't be able to take the entire day out and about =(
nevermind
once a year
ahhahha
i remember once, my mopther and my brother and i spent christmas in Paris
damn nice
that was the trip to europe in p6
came back just in time for the band tingy on the 27 i still remember
HAHAHAH
yeah
went to italy first then switzerland then france
NICEEE
winter some more
hahaha
so fun
switzerland was snowing
hahaha
okok
ack to point
yeha
next
gramma got herself i think one or two new tops
and hon got a new pair of jeans and top?
yeah
anyway
i think i have to wrap up soon...
aaahh
i might be the only one awke nowhahahaah
ummmm
yeah
i'm trying to be good... trying to be nice i'm really trying lord i will be a good girl i won't doubt your abilities i will try my very best to resist temptation i will not let fear and confusion smother me i will be in the spirit of giving on your holy day i will try my best to follow your commandments.... i will try. i know you will help me on my journey when i go astray you will guide me back so i do not end up where the evil roams i have faith in you that you will guide me through the obstacles life has i lift everything unto you all the pain and the sorrow and the hurt all the troubled waters dwelling beneath the broken bridge you will guide me every step of the way i know it as long as i keep trying you will follow me through throught the fixing brick by brick WE will rebuild the bridge over the rushing currents bricks bonded stronger than ever
did ya catch that? wahahaha
hahha
nah
i hope you didn't
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
ahh
it is 3 o clock
ugh
okok
GOODNIGHT ALL
whoever is reading this...
this post is for the sake of reaching my new goal.
a hundred GENUINE posts, starting from when i first had the 100 goals thing.
yay
ok
i am very very very thirsty
but i won't drink water...
nooo
kk
good night all.
i am going to talk about my day very quickly because my mother is bugging me to sleep like.. right now
ugh
okok
so DON'T LAUGH at typos
rahh
okok
so today
i was woken up at about ten, to go get ready to go out with my grandmother(bonding time)
they're getting old!
spend time with them while you can!
anyway
yeah
then i think i feel asleep again
hello
i slept LATE
kk
then
then
then i woke up at about 12
then i went to go rush a bath
and then went outside and gobbled my lunch
mmm
yummy lunch
hahah
i was lolling around....
then my grandmother was at the door!!!
let's call her... gramma
okok
and then we were all like
you're here already!
oh my gosh!
you didn't call!
and she was like
i thought rushing mah then wait downstairs!
cos my bro was gonna be late for his exam
(should've woken up earlier right! hah)
then blah blah
rushed to his poly
another five minutes and he wouldn't have been allowed to taKE IT
so saaaad
kk
anyway
then after that, my grandfather dropped us off at uhh...
where ah
OH YEAH
uhh
kallang place there
where the ice skating rink is
yeah
then we went straight up to the ice skating rink!
YAY
skate skate
gramma can skate
WOWWWWWWWWW
oh gosh
hahahhaaha
she's quite ok for a..... grandmother
the ticket ppl and the skates person were like "you're skating also?"
like YEESSSSS
omg
kk
then
yeah
i learnt a new TRICK
ahahha
no luh
just a new move...
it's weird
anyway
then after that
we took a bus down to THE CENTRAL
hhahahahahaha
yeah
we got off at city hall there, cos gramma thought she could get the shuttle bus to The central.
in the end we couldn't find it
rahh
ahahha
so we walked to the mrt and went from there
gramma was like... we could've stopped at dhoby ghaut
hahaahah
ah well
it's an experience
haahhah
haha
hahahahaha
okok
i think i have what?
58 posts to go after this right?
hahaah
anywayyy
then we went
apparently we JUST missed the show...
the skating demo thing
i don't like those kinds of rinks
reminds me of the outdoor wisma atria one once...
DISGUSTING
it wasn't even ice...
it was some unknown material covered in a thin layer of water if you ask me
gahh
YUCK
anyway
yeah
so then...
we went to subway
we got a six inch italian bread...
NO
it was the other italian bread but i forgot what it's called...
right.
shit
hahha
nevermindaaha
anyway
yeah
then
we had that with turkey, bacon and one side with lettuce and tomato and sweet onion sauce, and the other side with nothing and mayonnaise.
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
can guess which side was mine right...
haha
yeah
and with 2 cookies and a regular drink
F&N orange was the best hter luh
thenn...
oh yeah
then blah blah blah
it was a long story before i decided i wanted a SNOWBEAR
hahaah
yes i call it a snowbear..
but it's not really a snowbear
it's a ty toy
a snowman, but with hand and legs!
eeek
so friggin cute
and cuddlyyyyyy
ahaah
yeah
so that's my xmas pressie from gramma!
YAY
haaahh
then we watched the seven o clock show since we missed the four o clockj one
then...
uhhhh.....
yeah
NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE, SERIOUSLY
i have definitely seen better, n an ice skating rink
BAHAHAHAHA
ooooh burn
hahahahha
sorrae dearies.
anywayyyyyyy
!!!
i had to go to church
*yawns*
blah
half hour bus ride to holy fam church
uhh...
yeah
it was quite ok
very empty
hahha
that's the good part
theyhave an organ AND a grand piano
like wth
piano and organ not enough, it has to be a GRAND paino9
uhhh...
yeah
then blah blah blah
that's when my grandfather joined us luh
thennn....
after that,, we had the after-mass food
YUMMY
a MINI peach tart.....
and strawberry , and kiwi and longan and some strange thing i think it was pineapple... no can'tbe
but yeah
the slice looked like a pineapple but WASN'T
someone help, whta was it
now it's bgging me
then
HOME
can walk home
like... five minutes
at a leisurely pace
strolllllll
nope, not a single bead of SWEAT
hahaha
i hate sweat
yuck yuck yuck
hhaahha
yeah
then
gramma and i waited on a swing by the poolside, and my grandfather went upstairs to get sugar
YAY
so cuuuuute
i cannot stand it
I CANNOT STAND IT omg omg omg omg
sugar is damn friggin cuuuuuuuuuute
i swear
ahhh
hahaha
then i played with her
i "chased" her around
so fun
THAT is one thing where i don't mind sweating.......
hahah
thenn
we went up after sugar did her thang
then i played POOL
okok
not played
i PRACTIsed
yeah
okok
waited for my mum to come fetch me...
then yeah
then blah blah blah
YAY
now i am here
woohoo.....
kk
excluding this one, i have 40 GENUINE posts in December
yay
only 60 genuine posts to go! yay
hahahaha
this is the 41st
so...
then
after this i will have 59 to go
yay
hahahah
this is a genius idea
something to work towards
ahahah
ahahah
stupid title
ahahah
Today, surprisingly, was fun.
Hahaha
I thought it was going to be some NAG FEST
cos i was going out with my Grandmother
The one who lives with me, the one i always say is damn annoying
yes that one
so i thought today was gonna be soooooooooooo terrible.
BUT
it was enjoyable
=D
we planned to go the museum...
the national museum of Singapore
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
*so boring*
NOOO
i love these kinds of things.
museums, and stufffffffffff like that....
yeah
so
yeah
i'll start with..... this morning i suppose
my grandmother, let's call her Hon.
Hon had some guy come over to do upholster her bed...
Yesterday...*or day before, cos it's like... 2am. haha*
yeah...
so i told her to wake me up after the guy leaves
she came in and was like... ok, the guy has left, what time you wanna go blah blah
then after that i still slept in...
until about i think 12 or 1230
then my maid came in and poured water on my face
WTH
it's her problem cos then she had to clean and wipe and dry the blanket and pillow etc.
ahhahahahhaha
wahahahah
i win
aahahhaha
anyway
i still went back to sleep anyway
then eventually, i woke up luh
then... yeah
blah blah
then my brother's girlfriend was here and out in a flash
hi, bye
that's it,as usual
anywayyy
so then, we were talking about computers...
personal info ppl.
KAE
anyway
then blah blah
i had a burger for lunch
I KNOW
so oily..... ewwww
it wasn't even a burger
hahahha
it was fried egg and beef patty in between two slices of bread
so it was kinda like a burger cum sandwich
ahh
idk
then after we left
we waited at the bus stand for like half and hour
in the meantime, Hon was telling me about 430(inside stuff) and complaining and saying, i really don't mind, as long as it doesn't drift into MOI and what all my wrong doings are and blah blah
then that would really ruin it
hahah
so yeah
after a long while
there was this cute mini work-vehicle
that kind of thing
and it dropped a pipe of some sort thing
then Hon wanted to go puck it up after seeing a car go over it and it flew like.... it flew luh
then i was saying... how if a motorcyclist goes over it and dies
hahahaha
then she wanted to pick it up in case a care goes over it and it flies and hits someone in the bus stand
so i was like.. okaeeee
then she was like should i go pick it up
i said no cos there was a car coming
then she was like okkkk
then a guy went there to pick it up
and Hon was embarrassingly praising him
she was like giving thumbs up and omg that sucked.
haha
then she was like ' well done well done'
'i wanted to go pick it up but she said no(points at me) because there was a car and yeah. relly good. good job. well done well don" thumbs up again
AHH
i just looked away and stared at the flooooor
omg omg omg
damn embarrassing
hhahhaahahahh
kk
then blah blah
then 518 came
YAY
haha
almost an hour ride...
Hon continued with the whole 430 thing...
then we reached we got down, ready to walk to the museum
btw we stopped outside plaza sing.
then she realized her sandal, one part broke...
so then we went to find super glue
carrefour
or however you spell it
yeah
then we bought the glue and she glued it back
i walked around while she sat there waiting for the glue to dry
"bonds in seconds"
more like... two minutes?
still quite fast at least
aahhaahhh
then we bought black and white tinsel
and gold and green tinsel
hahah
nice nice nice nice
thennnnnnnn
we wen to guardian
to look for Hon's stuff
turned out it wasn't guardian with the offer
it was Watson's
but we didn't know that until she checked the papers just now
uhh
SOFT TOYS
damn friggin cute man dammit i swear
haha
kk
stop swearing Shannen
haah
okok
then something something
we decided to go to the museum another time
so we hung around PS
uhhm
then yeah
DAISO
wow
kewwlll
okok
not so cooooool
but cheap
which isn't exactly what i like much
but Hon was totally into it..
i was just amazed at HOW MANY THINGS can be sold at two bucks when they can be worth much much more
or less
hahahahha
i will so never shop there.
don't ask why...
i don't like such places
everything is super budget price
yuck
it's good really, how the cheap stuff is.
but i just wouldn't go there.... at least.. not for presents for ppl luh....
maybe for a glass cup to replace one broken maybeeeeee
MAYBE
but not likely anyway
anywayyy
then blah blah
blah blah
OH YEAH
we went to spotlight after that
Hon bought fabric to sew onto the back of her curtain as a block out
uhm
okeee
then we went around
and i saw fleece throws
i love those
except they are all Disney characters
as in... Disney princesses and stuff
i saw one POC one.. but
it was an animated jack sparrow which didn't look nice so forget it
then Hon was bent on buying me a fleece throw for xmas
so okay
we went to Aussino to see what was there
i can't spell the stupid places names luh
anyway
i say one straight away....
DONE DEAL
haha
i got it
wheeee
a bit too cheap to be true but what else yeah
so anyway
we went to meet susy at body shop
then my mother called and wanted to know
if we could go and ask the body shop ppl for a baby gift set
like WTH
how big is the baby man
hahahhahaahhahahhhaha
thennnn
yeah
so OBVIOUSLY
there was nothing
so yeah
thenn then then then then
uhh
we went up to precious thots
to buy something
we ended up buying a one year photo frame
yeah yeah
whatever
for her colleague
newborn son
uhm okaeee
then TIMES
we were on a hunt for wrapping paper
apparently found ZILCH
=(
it sounds like such a short time but really, it had been hours
hahaha
then we went outside to walk somewhere else
the lights were kinda on already but it wasn't dark enough to see properly
then
we went down to a food court
pfft
i don't like food courts much
but, i have to DEAL right.
with Hon, there's no fussing...
=(
kk
anyway
i had macaroni
with shredded chicken
i gave all the veggie to Hon
and susy and hon had spicy food
MUAHAHAH
some "bandung " thing
noodles...
uhhm
then when we went out
then it was dark enough for it to be niiiice
then we went to the bus stop
then we waited
then after about ten minutes...
all the buses were held up
by this STUPID woman
ugh
don't like her
WHY?
because
she
held up AT LEAST six buses
ALL horning at the bus
because there was some problem
hon said she was saying in Cantonese "give it back"
maybe she put the money in the box
and then realized it was the wrong bus and wanted her money back
but then, even if the driver wanted to, he can't anyway!
and then it got so bad, nothing moved, until some buses just drove to the front, so at least ppl could board.
the driver couldn't just close the door and go because she had one foot at the door
he can't close it on her
that's just bad service
then then then then
she finally got on
and continued SHOUTING AND SHOUTING
omg
such an inconsiderate toot
kk
ANYWAY
then after a while of her being on the bus
dunno what happened, he drove off
she was still on the bus
then yeah
the bus line finally moved
haha
but even then
518 is sooooo outta reach that we still had to wait another 3 mins or so
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
then on the bus home, there were two free seats
one hon sat on, soc she's old.... i mean, a senior.
and the other susy took cos she was carrying all our shopping
but we didn't ask her to come just for that k
we aren't evil bitches
she really had fun too
looke at some of her stuff and things like that
uhh
yeah
so i was standing with hon luh
then then then
blah blah
then one lady was getting off, and she asked me to sit where she was sitting, because she saw me standing the whole journey so far, then as soon as she got off, before i could even start walking, two ppl chiong.
hahh
singlish
*stop it shannen! not helping!!!*
anywayyy
they just went to take the seats
WELL!!
hahah
anyway
whatever
i just stood ALL THE WAY
WOAH
damn pain luh
because it was so jammed packed, there wasn't much space to stand... worse right
and no one was getting on or getting off
cos it's highway and blah blah other long road things
and it was like
AN HOUR
omg
i think i was gonna dieeeeeee
it's only the last five to seven minutes i think... that i got to sit down
hahaahahah
then then then then
yeah
THE END
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